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I Love You, Stinky Face《我爱你,臭臭脸》

(2012-03-13 11:38:18)
分类: 书香童年

看到这个很温暖的故事,和大家一起分享。

不管孩子显示出怎么样的可怕、凶猛、怪异、招人讨厌……,我们都能做到始终如一地爱他们吗?

 

 

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I Love You, Stinky Face

 

"I love you, my wonderful child," said Mama as she tucked me in. But I had a question.
Mama, what if I were a big, Scary ape? Would you still love me then?
"If you were a big, scary ape, I would comb your whole hairy self to make sure you didn't have any tangles.
And I would make your birthday cake out of bananas, and I would tell you, ‘I love you, my big, scary ape.'"

But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were a super smelly skunk, and I smelled so bad that my name was Stinky Face?
"Then I would give you a bath and sprinkle you with sweet-smelling powder."
"And I you still smelled bad, I wouldn't mind, and I would hug you tight and whisper in your ear,  I love you, Stinky Face.’"

But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were an alligator with big, sharp teeth that could bite your head off?
"Then I would buy you a bigger toothbrush for your big teeth and make sure that you brushed them every night so they'd stay healthy and strong.
"And If you had a sore throat, I would stick my head right inside your enormous jaws to make sure you were okay, and I would say,’ I love you, my ferocious alligator.’"

But, Mama, what if I were a terrible meat-eating dinosaur with razor-sharp claws that ripped my sheets to shreds every night while I slept?
"Then I would give you plenty of meat to eat, if that is what you liked. And I would sew your sheets back together every day, because, after all, ripping them would be an accident.
“And I would tuck you into your newly mended sheets every night and say, ‘I love you, my sweet, terrible dinosaur.'"

But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were a swamp creature with slimy, smelly seaweed hanging from my body, and I couldn't ever leave the swamp or I would die?
"Then I would build a house right next to the swamp, and I would stay with you and take care of you always. And when you splashed to the surface, I would say, ‘I love you ,my slimy little swamp monster.'"

But , Mama, but, Mama, what if I were a Green Alien from Mars, and I ate bugs instead of peanut butter?
"Then I would dress you in colors that showed off your ice green skin……And I would pack your lunch box with beetles and spiders and ants and grasshoppers and the tastiest bugs you ever had. And I would pack a note with all the bugs that said,’ I love you, little greenie. Bon appétit.'"

But , Mama, but, Mama, what if I were a Cyclops, and I had just one big, gigantic eye in the middle of my head?
"Then I would look right into your gigantic eye and say, ‘I love you, my little Cyclops. ‘and I would sing you a lullaby until your one gigantic eyelid got droopier and droopier, and it finally closed and you fell fast asleep."

I love you, Mama.
"And I love you, my wonderful child."

 

 

我爱你,臭臭脸

 

“我爱你,我的好孩子,”妈妈一边说一边帮我掖好被子。

但是我有一个问题。

妈妈,如果我是一只可怕的大猩猩呢?你还会爱我吗?

“如果你是一只可怕的大猩猩,我会自己给你从头到脚梳理好毛发,不让它们打结。我会用香蕉给你做生日蛋糕,我还会告诉你,我爱你,我可怕的大猩猩。”

 

但是,妈妈,但是,妈妈,如果我是一只特别特别臭的臭鼬,我的味道太难闻了,以至于我的名字叫臭臭脸? 
“那么我会给洗澡,还给你撒上香香的粉。 
如果你的味道还是不太好闻,我不会介意,我会紧紧地抱着你,在你耳边悄悄说:‘我爱你,臭。’” 

但是,妈妈,但是,妈妈,如果我是长着大尖牙把你的头下来的大鳄鱼呢? 
“那我就为你的大牙买一个更大的牙刷,让你每天晚上都刷牙,好让牙齿们健康坚固。”

如果你喉咙疼,我会把头伸进你的大嘴巴里去检查,确保一切都正常,我会说:“我爱你,我凶猛的大鳄鱼。

但是,妈妈,如果我是一只可怕的食肉恐龙,长着锐利的爪子,每天晚上睡觉时都会把床单撕成碎片? 

“如果你想要吃肉,我会给你很多很肉,让你吃饱。还会每天都把撕破的床单缝起来,因为,毕竟撕破了床单只意外。 
而且我会每天晚上帮你掖好补好了的被单对你:“我爱你,我可爱又可怕的恐龙。


但是,妈妈,但是,妈妈,如果我是一个生长在沼泽地里、全身满了又脏又臭的海藻的怪物,我永远不能离开沼泽否则就会死去呢? 
那我就沼泽一个房子我会一直照顾当你冲出水面的时候,我会对你说:“我爱你,我脏兮兮的沼泽小怪物。” 

 

但是,妈妈,但是,妈妈,如果我是来自火星的绿色外星人,我吃的是昆虫而不是花生酱呢?

“那我就用色彩鲜艳的衣服来打扮你,秀出你冰绿色的皮肤……我会在你的便当盒里装满甲虫、蜘蛛、蚂蚁、蚱蜢和你吃过的最美味的虫子。我还会装上一张纸条放在虫子们旁边,上面写着:‘我爱你,小绿人。祝你好胃口。’”

 

但是,妈妈,但是,妈妈,如果我是一个独眼巨人,我只在脑袋中央长了一只巨大的眼睛呢?

“那我就看着你的巨大的眼睛说:‘我爱你,我的小独眼巨人。’我会给你唱摇篮曲,直到你那个巨大的眼皮垂得越来越低,最后眼睛闭上了,你也很快睡熟了。”

 

我爱你,妈妈。

“我也爱你,我的好孩子。”

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