A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
女人有丈夫之前一直为将来担心；男人有了妻子之后才开始担心将来。

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
一个成功的男人的定义是，他挣的钱超过老婆所能花的；一个成功的女人的定义是，她能找到这样一个男人。

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.
想要同一个男人快乐地厮守，你必须要多多理解他，但不要溺爱他；想要同一个女人快乐地生活，你必须好好爱她，但千万不要试图去理解她。

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
已婚的男人比未婚的男人长寿；但已婚的男人更多地想到去死。

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
任何已婚的男人都应该忘掉自己的错误，因为没必要两个人都记着同一件事。

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
女人同男人结婚，希望男人有所改变，但他却没有变化；男人同女人结婚，希望女人不要改变，但她却变了。

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
任何争论都是以女人的最后一句话作结；男人在此后的任何反驳都是一场新的争论的开始。

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
男人不明白女人的时候只有两次：结婚前和结婚后。

If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute.
如果一个男人对一个女人讲荤段子，那就是性骚扰；如果一个女人对一个男人讲荤段子，那要花上9美元一分钟。

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