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男人对女人的一些了解
(2006-09-17 18:06:07)| 分类： 英语沙龙 |
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
吻她吧，不够君子
If you don't, you are not a man
不吻吧，不象汉子
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
夸她吧，说你欺骗
If you don't, you are good for nothing
不夸吧，说你笨蛋
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
顺她吧，说你气管炎
If you don't, you are not understanding
不顺吧，不善解人
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
太浪漫，疑你老练
If you don't you are half a man
太规矩，魅力不足
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
常看她，招她厌烦
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
少去点，怨你猎艳
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
穿得好，说你花心
If you don't, you are a dull boy
邋遢些，缺个心眼
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
吃醋吧，你太狭隘
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
大度点，说你不爱
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect
her
求欢吧，不够尊重
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
安分吧，不够爱宠
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to
wait
你晚了，她等得烦
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
她晚了，女孩特权
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
你访友，是你堕落
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are
girls'
她聚会，天性其乐
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are
cold
少亲她，你太冷淡
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking
advantage
老亲她，便宜你占
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack
ethics
过街不管，道德有缺憾
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
领着她走，男人耍手段
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
你看别人，是挑逗风情
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just
admiring
别人看她， 是仰慕佳绝
If you talk, she wants you to listen
你要说话，她让你听
If you listen, she wants you to talk
洗耳恭听，她逼你开口
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
上帝啊！为何拆我骨头造女人？
So simple, yet so complex
简简繁繁
So weak, yet so powerful
弱弱强强
So confusing, yet so desirable
我晕头转向，我魂牵梦扰
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
上帝啊！求你告我怎么办？
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