[转]史上最牛的中译英语笑话
(2009-12-16 22:32:23)
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1. We two who and
who?
咱俩谁跟谁啊?
2. How are you ? How old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3. You don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
4. You have seed, I will give you some color to
see see. Brothers! Together
up!
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5. Hello everybody! If you have something to
say,then say! if you have nothing to say,go
home.
有事起奏,无事退朝
6. you me you me
彼此彼此
7. You Give Me Stop!
你给我站住!
8. know is know,noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…
9. WATCH SISTER
表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's
sons can make hole.
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11.American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12.One car come one car go ,two car
pengpeng,people die.
车祸现场描述
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15.小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry
too!
小明:I am sorry
three!
老外:What are
you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry
five!
16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life, I have
one!
要钱没有,要命一条
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
18.you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19.as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!
20.I give you face you don't wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my
face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
2. How are you ? How old are you?
3. You don't bird me,I don't bird you
4. You have seed, I will give you some color to see
5. Hello everybody! If you have something to say,then
6. you me you me
7. You Give Me Stop!
8. know is know,noknow is noknow
9. WATCH SISTER
10.dragon born dragon,chicken
11.American Chinese not enough
12.One car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people
13.heart flower angry open
14.go past no mistake past
15.小明:I am sorry!
16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life, I have one!
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
18.you have two down son。
19.as far as you go to die
20.I give you face you don't wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my face
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