题记：总看扬之的歪诗，也学学。

            你哲学  我道理

                                       你絮叨

                                       我沉默

                                       你说左

                                       我行东

                                       你有你哲学

                                       我有我道理

                                       世界并不只有黑与白

                                       而你并不是判官

                                       如果所有的秩序必须由你定

                                       我也可在其缝隙里游刃有余

                                       我是歪论

                                       你不屑一顾

                                       我更懒得解释

                                       你暴跳如雷

                                       我却淡淡一笑