Extracts from <Sh*t My Dad Says>（节选）:

(1) "Why? What the fuck do you mean, why? That's a gourmet hamburger. This ain't some horseshit you cook. I spent time on that. Next time, I make shit for you."

(2)  "It's fine. Jesus, you didn't have to go through that whole bullshit song and dance. You know you can stay here. All I ask is that you pick up your shit so you don't leave your bedroom looking like it was used for a gang bang," he said. "Also, sorry that your girlfriend dumped you."

(3) It's my house. I'll wear clothes when I want to wear clothes, and I'll be naked when I want to be naked. The fact that your friends are coming over shortly is inconsequential to that--aka I don't give a shit."