这对Gallagher兄弟出了名的口无遮拦、遇神骂神、见鬼扁的嘴让被骂者相当无奈，也让Oasisfans相当过瘾。当今世界上能有这个能力的人也真不多，力挺Oasis！
注：本人只草草翻译了一下，如有异议还请指教，相互切磋！

1.Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.

  谁都知道如果你有个兄弟，肯定免不了要打架。

2.I refuse to dance. And I can't dance anyway. I'm not in a band for that.

  我不跳舞，而且我也不会跳，我进乐队可不是为了跳舞的。

3.It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean.

  因为我喜欢音乐，仅此而已。我不是演员，但是我会去娱乐观众，懂么？

4.She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

  她（维多利亚.贝克汉姆）不能走直线，甚至连口香糖都嚼不了，她还能写书？！

5.Put me in a room with any of these bands - they would't f**king walk out alive, I'd put money on it.

  如果你把我和其他这些乐队关到一个屋里，他们都不可能或者出来，我敢打赌！

6.I suppose I do get sad,but not for too long.I just look in the mirror and go,"What a f**king goodlooking f**king you are,"and then I brighten up.

  就算我不爽了，但也不会很久。如果不高兴我就去照镜子然后说：“你他妈也长得太好看了吧！”然后我就爽了。

7.There's Elvis and me.I could't say which of the two is best.

  有猫王和我两个，我真不知道哪个更好。

8.How often do we argue? Every day, Hourly. But it's not hate. It's love. I don't hate him. It's love. It's one of them. We're brothers, man. It's deep shit.

  我们吵架有多频繁？每天，每小时都会吵。但是那并不是恨，那时爱。我不恨他，我爱他，一种特别的爱。我们是兄弟，我们感情很深的，理解？

9.There was this bug in my room and I thought, you can f**k off, this is my room.

  如果我在我的房间里看到一只虫子，我会想，赶紧滚出去，这是我房间！

10.Noel's up there next to John Lennon in my book.

   在我心里Noel和Lennon一直是一个级别的。

11.I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

   我正走着走着，有把椅子就朝我飞过来，然后还有一把，又一把。然后我就想，今天晚上有的瞧了。

12.Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.

   Lennon是对的，我们两个都比耶酥伟大。而且就算Oasis不比Beatles伟大的话，我们也肯定不比他们差。

13.I love that man a bitch! If anyone stepped on his toes, I'd cut them off。

   我很爱Noel，如果有人踩到他的脚了，我就把他脚趾坎下来。

14.Noel and I don't speak to each other. That's probably best. We see each other, but I've got nothing to say to him. He's got nothing to say to me. We make music and that's it. Or we have the odd drink together and that's it. That's the way I like it. He's totally different from me; I'm totally different from him. He's got different views; I've got different views. But there's a difference between disagreements and hating each other. Me and him are cool. We're brothers. We're never gonna split up. We're f**king family！

   这句不翻译了，很简单。只是Liam很罗嗦，不过也很懂事，We are f**king family!

15.It's great, man, that people are still interested in us. But it's great that I'm still interested in me。

   很好啊，人们对我们还有兴趣。但是更不容易的事我对自己竟然还有兴趣。

16.As soon as you get to 30, the hangovers take a little bit longer to shift, you know what I mean?"

   等你到了30岁，要从宿醉中清醒过来可不像年轻时那么容易了，明白吧？！

17.If I saw an alien, I'd tell it to f**k right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any deccent f**king music. So they can f**k right off, I ain't going anywhere with them.

   如果我见到外星人，我就告诉它赶紧滚开。因为不管它来自哪个星球，那里都不可能有Beatles或者像样的音乐。所以他们大可以滚回去，我才不会跟着它们。

18.What makes Oasis different?"
   Bonehead: "Good songs."
   Liam: "And a handsome lead singer with a beard.

   是什么使Oasis这么与众不同？
   Bonehead:好歌
   Liam:还有一个英俊的小胡子的帅哥主唱。

19.I don't hate Chris Martin. I don't know him, know what I mean? I just thinks he's a bit giddy. He ought to calm down, he isn't gonna save the world.

   我并不讨厌Chris Martin。我不认识他，你明白？我只是觉得他太狂了点。他应该平静下来，别整天好像要去拯救全世界似的。

20.Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

   纪律？我没听说过这回事。

PS:It's a good thing we don't live in the United States, where guns are accessible, because I'd have blown his head off by now. The problem is, I can't fire him because my mom would kill me.

附：幸亏我们没有住在枪支随手可得的美国，不然我早把他脑袋打下来了。但问题是，如果我这样做了，我妈妈肯定会杀了我！(Noel很经典的一句话）