《聪明的兔子》
the wolf and the fox wanted to eat the rabbit,but it wasn't easy to catch him.
one day the wolf said to the fox,"you go home and lie in bed.i'll tell the rabbit that you are dead.when he comes to look at you,you can jump up and catch him."that's a good idea,"said the fox.
he went home at once.the wolf went to the rabbit's house and koncked at the door."who is it?"asked the rabbit."it's the wolf.i've come to tell you that the fox is dead."then the wolf went away.
the rabbit went to the fox's house.he looked in through the window and saw the fox lying in bed with his eyes closed.he thought,"is the fox really dead or is he pretending to be dead?if he's not dead,he'll catch me when i go near him."so he said,"the wolf says that the fox is dead,but he doesn't look like a dead fox.the mouth of a dead fox is always open,"when the fox heard this,he thought,"i'll show him that i'm dead,"so he opened his mouth.
the rabbit knew that the fox wasn't dead,and he ran as quickly as he could.

We are friends(我们是朋友)
Tommy is turtle. He has no daddy, no mummy and no friends.
Tommy 是一只乌龟。他没有爸爸、妈妈和朋友。
He is crying. A bird comes. She says: “I can fly. Let’s fly!”
他在哭。一只小鸟过来了。她说：“我会飞，让我们一起飞吧。”
Tommy says: “ no,no, I can’t fly!”
Tommy 说：“不，不，我不会飞。”
A rabbit comes. He says: “ I can jump. Let’s jump!”
一只兔子过来了。他说：“我会跳。让我们一起跳吧。”
Tommy says: “no, no. I can’t jump!”
Tommy说：“不，不。我不会跳。”
A monkey comes. He says:“I can climb the tree. Let’s climb the tree!”
一只猴子过来了。他说：“我会爬树。让我们一起爬树吧。”
Tommy says: “ no, no. I can’t climb the tree!”
Tommy说：“不，不。我不会爬树。”
A duck comes. He says: “I can swim. Let’s swim!”
一只鸭子过来了。他说:“我会游泳，让我们一起游泳吧！”
Tommy smiles: “ we are friends!”
鸭子笑了：“我们是朋友！”
 
 
 
Little mouse(小老鼠)
It’s a sunny day. A little mouse wants to go out and play.
这是一个晴朗的一天。一只小老鼠想要去外面玩
But he is afraid of the cat . so he peeks and peeks.
但是它害怕猫。     所以左看看右看看
He peeks to the left and peeks to the right.
它看了左边又看右边
Suddenly, the mummy mouse shouts.
突然，老鼠妈妈叫道：
“watch out! Watch out! The cat is here , the cat is here.”
“小心！小心！    猫在这里，猫在这里”
 
 
 
Let’s play(让我们一起玩吧)
It’s dark outside, the cat doesn’t want to sleep.
外面已经天黑了，可是小猫不想睡觉
“rabbits,rabbits! Let’s play!”
“兔子，兔子！让我们一起玩吧”
“no,we are sleeping.”
“不，我们要睡觉”
“birds,birds! Let’s play!”
“小鸟，小鸟！让我们一起玩”
“no, we are sleeping.”
“不，我们要睡觉”
“bears,bear. Let’s play!”
“小熊，小熊，让我们一起玩吧”
“no, we are sleeping.”
“不，我们要睡觉”
No one wants to play. The cat has to go home and sleep
没有人想要玩。小猫只要回家去睡了。

趣味英语小故事
1． Honesty
诚实　

　　A man went to an insurance office to have his life insured. The manager of the office asked him how old his parents were when they died.
　　“Mother had a bad heart and died at the age of thirty. Father died of tuberculosis when he was thirty-five.”
　　“I am very sorry,”said the manager,“we cannot insure your life as your parents were not healthy.”
　　As the man was leaving the office, depressed, he met a clerk, who had overheard the conversation.
　　“You must not be so frank and tell the truth,”said the clerk,“no office will insure you if you speak like that. Use your imagination a little.”
　　The man went to another office and was shown into the manager's room.
　　“Well, young man, how old were your parents when they died?”
　　“Mother was ninety-three, and she died from a fall off her bicycle. Father was ninety-eight and he died while he was playing football.”

2. An American on a British Train
一个美国人乘英国火车　
　　A young American entered a railway compartment on a British train, to discover that all seats were occupied, Including one on which was seated a small dog. To its owner, a middle-aged lady wearing a large hat, he said politely,“Excuse me, ma'am, but may I sit down?”
　　She said nothing, but merely sniffed and turned over the pages of her newspaper.
　　Again he said,“Excuse me, ma'am, but may I have this seat, please? And again she ignored him.
　　For a third time the young American said,“Ma'am, would you please remove your dog so that I may sit down?”
　　And for the third time the snooty matron totally ignored him, so he opened a window, picked up the dog, threw it out, and then sat on the empty seat.
　　There was a stunned silence, and then an Englishman sitting opposite said,“You know, you Yanks are the strangest people. You drive on the wrong side of the road. You eat with the fork in the wrong hand, you name the floors in the wrong numbers, and now you've just thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!”
　　　

3．A Bad Foot
受伤的脚　
　　There was a bookseller who did not like to pay for anything. One day a big box of books fell on his foot.
　　“Go to the doctor,”said his wife，“show that foot to him.”
　　“No,”he said,“I'll wait until the doctor comes to our shop next time. Then I'll ask him about my foot. If I go to see him, I shall have to pay.”
　  The next day the doctor came to the shop to buy some books. The bookseller told the doctor about his bad foot. The doctor looked at it and promised to help.
　　He took out a piece of paper and wrote something on it.“Buy this and put it on the foot before you go to bed every night.”he said.
　　“Thank you.”said the bookseller.“And now, sir, here are your books.”
  　“How much?”asked the doctor.
    “Two pounds.”
 　“Good,”said the doctor.“I shall not have to pay you anything today.”
　　“Why?”asked the bookseller.
　　“I have examined your foot. I want two pounds for that. If people come to my house, I ask them to pay one pound for a small thing like that. But when I go to their houses, I usually charge two pounds. And I came here today, didn't I? Bye-bye!”
　
4.The Gold and the Fur Coat
金子与皮大衣
　　A young man and an old man were waiting for a bus at a station. They sat next to each other.
　　“What's that in your bag?”asked the young man, pointing to a big bag beside the old man.
　　“Gold, nothing but gold,”answered the old man.
　　The young man could hardly believe his own ears,“What?”he said to himself in surprise.“So much gold? My God! How I wish to be able to get so much gold!”Then he began to think about how to get the gold.
　　The old man looked tired and sleepy and it seemed that he could hardly keep his eyes open.“Are you sleepy, sir?”asked the young man.“Then you'd better lie down on the chair and have a good rest. Don't worry about the bus. I'll wake you up in time.”
　　“All right. It's very kind of you, young man.”The old man lay down and before long he fell asleep.
　　The young man took the big bag gently. But when he was about to run away, he found a corner of his fur coat was under the old man's body. Several times he tried to pull it out, but he couldn't. At last he took off his coat and went away with the bag.
　　The young man ran out of the station as quickly as his legs could carry him. When he reached a place where he thought the old man couldn't find him, he stopped and quickly opened the bag.
　　To his surprise, there was nothing but a lot of small stones in it. He hurried to the station at once. But when he got there, he found the old man was gone.

5． Shave Me First
先给我刮脸　
　　A barber was in his shop, busily cutting a man's hair, when a handsome young stranger came in. He had a small boy with him. They sat down together and waited until the barber had finished. Then the young man told the barber to shave him and to cut the small boy's hair.
　　The barber said,“Do you want me to cut the boy's hair first, or to shave you?”
　　“Oh, shave me.”said the young man.“Then I'll go down the road and have a glass of wine while you're cutting the boy's hair.”
　　The young man sat down in the barber's chair, and the barber began to shave him.
　　When he had finished, the young man got up and said,“I'll go down the road now and have my wine while you're cutting the boy's hair.”
　“All right, but I won't take long.”the barber warned him. The young man went out, the small boy obediently sat down in the barber's chair，and the barber began to cut his hair.
　　As he had said, he soon finished, and then the boy sat down and waited. At the end of half an hour, when the young man had still not come back, the barber said to the boy,“It is a pity that your daddy's taking such a long time. Where is he likely to be now?”
　　“I can't guess,”answered the small boy.“And that man wasn't my daddy. I've never seen him before in my life. I was playing in the street this morning, and he came up to me and asked me whether I'd like to have my hair cut without having to pay anything. I said I would, because my hair was rather long, so he brought me here.”