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上上下下 Down and Up-结婚前后

(2008-01-11 09:35:11)
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分类: 随笔杂谈
 

Head and Tail, Yes and No, Hate and Love, Before and After. Here I bring to you, Down and Up.

Before Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy?! I'm not that kind of person.
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes!
She: Darling!

After Marriage

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