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My name is Ralph, and I am a bad guy

Let’s see. I’m Nine feet tall. I weigh 643 pounds.

Got a little bit of temper on me

Hey, you moved my stump

My passion bubbles very near the surface

I guess, not gonna lie.

Anyhoo, what else? Uh…

I’m a wrecker. I wreck things. Professionally.

I’m gonna wreck it!

I mean I’m very good at what I do. Probably the best I know.

The thing is, fixing is the name of the game.

Literally, Fix-It Felix,Jr.

Fix it. Felix!

I can fix it!

So, yeah, naturally,

The guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy

He’s nice enough as good guys go.

Definitely fixes stuff really well.

But, uh, if you ‘ve got a magic hammer from your father,

How hard can it be?

If he was a regular contractor carpenter guy,

I guarantee you would not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly.

And when Felix does a good job, he gets a medal.

But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well?

To that I say,” Ha!”

And, no, there aren’t

Thirty years I ‘ve been doing this

And I’ve seen a lot of other games come and go.

Kind of sad, I think about all those guys from Asteroids.

Boom! Gone. Centipede?

Who knows where that guy is, you know?

Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at.

I am very lucky.

It’s just, I got to say

It becomes kind of hard to love your job

when no one else seems to like you for doing it.

All clear! The arcade is closed!

Shortyuken

Whoo! What a day! So you want to head to Tappers, Ken?

If you’re buying, buddy.

Quitting time

I don’t know

Maybe I wouldn’t be feeling this way

If things were different after work

But it is what it is.

Good Job! Everyone

Felix and the Nicelanders

Go hang out in their homes

Which he’s just fixed, and everyone, you know

They go to their homes, I go to mine

Which happens to be a dump

And when I say” a dump”

I don’t mean like a shabby place.

I mean an actual dump,

Where the garbage goes

And a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts…

That’s… That’s what I call home.

I guess I can’t bellyache too much.

I got my bricks, I got my stump.

It looks uncomfortable. But it’s actually fine. I am good.

But if I’m really honest with myself

I see Felix up there getting patted on the back,

People are giving him pie and thanking him

And so happy to see him all the time.

Sometimes I think…

Man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.

Nice share, Ralph.

As fellow bad guys.

We've all felt what you're feeling.

And we’ve come to terms with it.

Really? Right here.

I'm Zangief. I'm bad guy.

Hi Zangief. Hi Zanief

I relate to you. Ralph.When I hit bottom

I was crushing man’s skull

Like sparrow egg between my thighs.

And I think” Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief.”

“Why can’t you be more like good guy?”

Then I have moment of clarity

If Zangief is good guy.

Who will crush man’s kull

Like sprrow’s egg between thighs?

And I say” Zangidf, you are bad guys,

but this does not mean you are ‘bad’ guy.”

Right. I’m sorry. You lost me there

Zombie, bad guy.

Hi Zombie.

Hi Zombie.

Zangief say labels not make you happy. Good. Bad.

You must love you.

Yeah! Inside here!-Yeah

Okey. All right, I get you. Watch out. It’s dripping

Question, Ralph.

We’ve been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now

And tonight you finally show up.

Why is that?- I don’t know

I just felt like coming

I suppose it has something to do with the fact that the

Well, today is the 30th anniversary of my game.

Well. Happy anniversary, Ralph.

Thanks, Satan

Uh, it is Sateen, actually.

Got it. But here’s the thing.

I don't wanna be the bad guy any more.

You can’t mess with the program, Ralph.

You’re not going Turbo, are you?

Turbo? No, I’m not going Turbo! Come on, guys!

Is it Turbo to want a friend? Or a medal?

Or a piece of pie every once in a while?

Is it Turbo to want more out of life?

Yes!

Ralph, Ralph,we get it.

But we can’t change who we are.

And the sooner you accept that,

The better off your game and your life will be.

Hey. One game at a time, Ralph.

Let’s close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation.

I’m bad, and that’s good.

I will never be good, and that’s not bad.

There’s no one I’d rather be than me.

Okey, gang, see you next week.

Listen, I can’t do snacks next week.

Hang in there, Ralph.

Hey, Zombie, don’t forget your hatchets.

There you go.

Welcome to Game Central Station.

Ohho…

Step aside, sir. Random security check.

Random my behind! You always stop me.

I’m just a surge protector doing my job,sir.

Name? Lara Croft.

Name? Wreck-It Ralph!

And where are you coming from?

Uh… Pac-Man.

Did you bring any fruit with you?

No! No. No fruit.

Okay, then. Where are you heading?

Fix-It Felix Jr.

Anything to declare?-I hate you.

I get that a lot. Proceed.

Bad guy coming!

If you leave your game,

Stay safe, stay alert,

And whatever you do, don’t die.

Because if you die outside your own game

You don’t regenerate.

Ever. Game over.

Here you go, buddy.

It’s fresh. Straight from Pac-Man’s.

Hang in there, guys.

Name?

Ahhhh…..

(music) Celebrate good times. Come on!

“Happy 30th Anniversary”?

They’re having a party without me.

Pac-Man? They invited Pac-Man?

That cherry-chasing dot-muncher

Isn’t even part of this game!

Great party, Felix.

Well, thank you, friend.

Felix. You’re needed on the dance floor!

Whoo!

Fix-It Felx! Whoo-whoo! Fix-It Felix!

Oh! I’ll bet that’s Mario.

Fashionably late, per the norm.

I ‘ll get it, Felix.

Ahh!

It’s Ralph!

He’ll wreck the party!-Hide the stemware

Get rid off him, Felix

Oh, right. I ‘ll go talk to him.

Carry on,everyone.

Ralph,can I help you?

Hey, Felix. Just wanted to check on you.

I saw a big explosion

or something go over the building there.

Oh, those were just fireworks.

Fireworks. Okay. Phewf.

Somebody's birthday, or...

Well, it's more of an anniversary.

The 30th anniversary of our game, actually.

What? Is that today?

I know!

Ralph：I'm such a dummy with dates.

Anyway, uh, congratulations.

Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too.

Uh…

Hi. Just a heads-up, Felix.

They're bringing out the cake in a few shakes.

Hey, Glen.-Ralph.

Cake? Heard about this cake stuff.

Never had it.

No one ever seems to throw it out

so it never ends up in the dump.

I never actually tasted it. Uh...

I've always wanted to try cake.

I don't suppose you'd like to come in and have a slice, would you?

Hey-o, everybody! Oh!

Ah! I'm okay. I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle.

Now, you all know Ralph. Evening.

Evening, Nell, Lucy, Don, Dana

Deanna.-Big Gene!

Why is he here?

He's just here for a slice of cake.

And I'm a big part of the game,

technically speaking.

Why are you here, Gene?

Oh, look! The cake!

Well, I'll be dipped. You've really outdone yourself, Mary.

Oh, and look! There's all of us at the top.

Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor.

Norwood's is red velvet.

Guilty!

And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene,

and for Felix...Hey, Mary.

Um... What's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there?

Hmm? Oh. Chocolate.

I've never been real fond of chocolate.

Well, I did not know that.

One other little thing.

I hate to be picky, but this angry little guy here...

My cake!

...might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else.

See that. Look at that smile.

No, no. You see, Ralph,

there's no room for you up here.

What about this? We can make room.

Here. We could take turns. Easy.

How about we just eat the cake?

Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof

because he's about to get his medal!

Well. Then how about we just take that medal

and give it to Ralph for once?

Would that be the end of the world, Gene?

Now you're just being ridiculous.

Only good guys win medals,

and you, sir, are no good guy.

I could be a good guy if I wanted to,

and I could win a medal!

Uh-huh. And when you do, come and talk to us.

Then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys?

If you won a medal, we'd let you live up here in the penthouse!

But it will never happen

because you're just the bad guy who wreck the building.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are!

No, I'm not!

Yes, you are.

All right, Gene. You know what?

I'm going to win a medal.

Oh, I am going to win a medal!

The shiniest medal this place has ever seen!

A medal that will be so good

that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants!

And good night! Thank you for the party.

Is he serious? Oh, please!

Where's a bad guy going to win a medal?

Of course he's not serious.

I’ve never been more serious about anything in my life.

That’s why I came straight here, Tapper.

You’ve never given me a burn steer

Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal?

I don’t think such a game exist, Ralph.

Oh, come on, You know people. There’s got to be…

Tapper, I need a root beer.

Coming! Hold that thought.

Okay. As you were saying.

I was saying, I can’t spend another 30 years

Living alone in the garbage

I’m not going back without a medal

Well, I don’t know what to tell you.

Maybe someone left a medal here.

Welcome to dig through the lost and found.

Okay, let’s see what we got here.

Oh! Shoo! Shoo! Go on, get out of here.

Mushroom? No.

What is this? No.

Oh, come on, Zangief! Gross.

Oh.

What am I doing

Uhh. Hey,excuse you!-We are humanity’s last hope.

Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs.

We are humanity’s last hope.

Our mission is destroy…

Uh…You okay there, space cadet?

We’ve only been plugged in a week

And every day is “Climb the building, then fight bugs.”

“Climb the building, fight more bugs!”

Yeah, yeah. Right. Look.

Easy on the overalls, spaceman.

It’s tough all over, all right?

       And all for what? A lousy medal?

Medal? You win a medal?

Yeah, Medal of Heroes.

Ooh, is it shiny?

Pretty shiny.

Ooh, And it says” hero” on it?-Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

And you say you win it by climbing a building?

And fighting bugs!-Right, bugs.

Listen! Is there any chance I could go with you to your game.

And you know, maybe get one of those medals?

Negatory. -Does that mean maybe?

No! Look, only the bravest

And the best serve in our corps.

Bugs! Ooohh.

Oh

We are humanity’s last hope.

Attention!

The arcade will open in five minutes.

Please report to your games.

I can’t feel my legs. What is all this stuff?

Smells like Ralph in here

Okay. All right. What was it called again?

Hero’s something.

Hero’s

Duty. Hero’s Duty.

Oh, there it is.

Oh!

Sorry, Qbert. It’s me, Ralph.

Shh!

The wall.

Morning, kids. Come on in.

Good to see you. Good to see you. You, too, little fella.

Quarter alert! Quarter alert!

This is not a drill

Ooh! Sweet golden medal!

On a planet with no name

A top-secret experiment has gone horribly wrong.

You are humanity’s last hope.

Rooting-tooting. ready for shooting!

All right.

Now listen up, because I’m only going to say this once.

Fear is a four-letter word, ladies.

If you want to go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks,

Keep it to yourself

It’s make your mamas pround time!

I love my mama!

Heads up! First-person shooter,

Coming through

Ooh, robot!

Boop, boop, boop.

Game play in three, two, one.

We are humanity’s last hope

Our mission?

Destroy all Cy-bugs.

You ready, rookie? Let’s find out.

Sweet Mother Hubbard!

No,no,no! Wait a second! Aah!

Cy-Bug, twelve o’clock. Take it easy, newbie.

No,no! Wait, wait!

Watch it, rookie! These monsters become what they eat.

My gun! Give me that back.

Shoot the eggs before they hatch!

Oh,no!

Something’s coming out of their bottom!

Oh,gross!-Markowski!

Get back in formation!

All right, ladies,

The kitten whispers and tickie fight stop now.

The entrance to the lab is straight ahead.

I’ll meet you guys inside!-No!

Oh! Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

I thought this was going to be like Centipede!

When did video games become so violent and scary?

Please, get me out of here！

Take here!

What a rip-off!

Ah! Get off me! It’s game over. Stop it!

Beacon up！

Cease fire! Cease fire!

Attention! Return to start positions.

Return to start positions

Here, let me help you. Sorry about that.

Yeah, you must be upset.

Markowski. – Who?

Whoa! Oh, yeah, me. I’m Markowski. Ah!

Aoch.-What’s the first rule of Hero’s Duty?

No cuts, no butts, no coconuts? Oh…

Never interfere with the first-person shooter

Our job is to get the gamers o the top of that building

So they can get a medal, and that’s it!

So stick to the program, soldier!

Right. Right. Aye, aye.

Quarter alert! Quarter alert!

All right, pussy willows. Back to start positions!

Oh!

Yeah, right. No way I’m going through that again.

So that’s where they keep the medal, huh?

Hmm. ”New racers daily”

Sweet! I got next game.

Go away. Kid!

We’re going to play all nine of today’s racers!

Yeah!

Sorry.

Hmm, Where’s the wrecking guy?

Where's Ralph? He should be wrecking the building.

Shh! Stick with the program.

Fix it, Felix!

I can Fix it

Ralph! Quarter alert! Game on!

Do something. Felix.

Just act natural. I’ll fix it.

Ralph! Ralph!

What the..

Ralph! Ralph!

Oh my land! Where is he?

Mr. Litwak!

What’s the trouble, sweetheart?

The game’s busted.

I can fix it! I can fix it!

Oh boy

Looks like the game gone cuckoo, like my nana.

Sorry, sweetie. Here’s your quarter back.

But what about the game?

I’ll have someone look at it tomorrow…

But if he can’t fix it, it might be time

To put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture.

Like my nana.

Ladies and gentlemen, we’re out of order.

Sweet mercy! Without Ralph, we’re doomed!

They’re going to pull our plug!

Ahhhh…. Okay, everybody, calm down.

Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tapper’s again.

See? There he is now.

Why, it’s Qbert. What bring you here, neighbor?

What’s he saying, Felix?

Stand by. My Qbert-ese is a little rusty.

Ralph's gone Turbo!

Ooh!

Shiny!

Attention! The arcade is now closed.

Did you get a load of Markowski?

Shut your chew holes

Cy-bugs

Taste it!

Slick tiddly winking, pint-size.

I’m Fix-It Felix,Jr.,ma’am

From the game Fix-It Felix, Jr.

Jil mame! Jaminey!

Look at that high definition. Your face!

It’s amazing!

Flattery don’t charge these batteries, civilian.

Now, state your business.

Oh, I am looking for my colleague, Wreck-it Ralph?

Never heard of him

Well, Qbert saw him come in here.

Impossible. Nothing get past me.

That came from the tower.

Nice eggs, nice eggs.

Okay. That was easy.

Congratulations, soldier.

It is my honor to bestow upon you

The Metal of Heroes.

Wow!

No way!

Ten-hut!

Wow! wol

History will long revere your courage and sacrifice.

Well, thank you

You have etched in the rock of virtue

A legacy beyond compare.

Thanks, guys. At ease!

You are the universe’s greatest hero.

Oops!

The living embodiment of all this corps represents.

Oh

Bravery. Integrity. Grace under pressure.

And above all, dignity.

Escape pod activated.

Get off my face!

Incoming!

Ralph!-Cy-Bug!

A -ha

Oh,no!

Huh?

Sayonara, sucker!

Huh!

"Sugar Rush"?

Oh, no!

This is that candy go-cart game

over by the Whac-A-Mole.

I got to get out of here.

Oh, no! My medal!

No, no, no, no, my medal!

Oh! No, no, my medal!

Vanellope：Hi, mister. Hello.

Ralph：Man, you scared me, kid. Ah, I nearly soiled myself.

Vanellope：What's your name?

Ralph：Uh... Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph.

Vanellope：You're not from here, are you?

Ralph：No, well, yeah. I mean, not from right in this area. I'm just doing some work here.

Vanellope：What kind of work?

Ralph：Some routine candy tree trimming.

You probably want to stand back.

In fact, this whole area is technically closed while we're trimming.

Vanellope：Who's "we"?

Ralph：Candy tree department.

Vanellope：Oh! Where is everybody else?

Ralph：Ah, it's just me today.

Vanellope：So you just meant like the royal "we"?

Ralph：Yep. That's right.

Vanellope：Hey, are you a hobo?

Ralph：No. I'm not a hobo, but I am busy. Okay? So you go home.

Vanellope：What's that? Didn't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb.

Ralph：Listen, I tried to be nice.

Vanellope：I tried to be nice.

Ralph：You're mimicking me.

Vanellope：You're mimicking me!

Ralph：Okay.

Vanellope：Okay.

Ralph：That is rude, and this conversation is over.

Vanellope：And this conversation is over.

Uh, I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you.

Ralph：I'm from the candy tree department, so I know what...

Vanellope：It's a double stripe.

 Double stripes break. Guh-doy! Why are your hands so freakishly big?

Ralph：Uh, I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?

Vanellope：Why are you so freakishly... Sweet mother of monkey milk! A gold coin!

Ralph：Don't even think about it. That is mine.

Vanellope：Race you for it!

Ralph：Hey! I don't have to race for it because it's mine!

Vanellope：Double stripe!

Ralph：Come back here!

Vanellope：The winner!

Ralph：Give it back! Give it! Whoa!

Vanellope：Double stripe.

Thank you!

Ralph：Wait! Let me talk to you for one second. Okay. Here's the thing. I'm not from the candy tree department.

Vanellope：Lying to a child. Shame on you, Ralph.

Ralph：But I wasn't lying about the medal. That is my medal! That's why I was climbing the tree. It's mine! It's precious to me. That thing is my ticket to a better life.

Vanellope：Yeah, well, now it's my ticket.

Ralph：What the...

Vanellope：See you, chump!

Ralph：Come back! I'll find you! I will find you!

Vanellope：Double stripe!

Ralph：Nowhere to hide!