甘于寂寞的关东人,不甘寂寞的关西人

　　关东人关西人有自己的语言风格和因为社会环境与地里条件的因素

东西互不理解,不通往来的场合很多。例

        如关东人的洒落诙谐语有一个说法:对某人的评价“不咋的” ,

“就差那么一点”的时候,就是“今一”(Imaichi)意思是到现在还差一些(今一不足)。

这个“今一”的发音又和枥木县的“今市”地名相同,所以关东人说“日光手前”

(日光前一站)就代指“今市”等于说是“今一”。当然由于关西人不太熟悉这个地

理环境关东人的诙谐就不能和关西人沟通。

　　相反例子是关西人什么都喜欢“不拿白不拿”,“不喝白不喝”的小打小算

的“无料服务”(在日语里叫“Tada”(羍耷,龘眔,鮙畗,闟畣))。关西人尤其

是大阪或兵库县人才说的就是能势电铁的“平野”与“鼓泷”之间。关东人

绝对懵然不知是什么意思。因为能势电铁的“平野”与“鼓泷”之间是“多田”

(发音就是“Tada”)。就是不出钱的意思。对这些诙谐只能是一头雾水

(head or tail?Confused: in bewilderment)。

关西人很在行于无聊的笑话,冷笑话。

很多“駄洒落”（Dajare:“大家乐” verse monger）

拙劣诙谐: make a (poor) pun; crack a (poor) joke; make a (poor) play on words

awkward, tinkerly；parody, humor; humorous; jocu persiflage；feeble joke; bad pun

生的蘑菇===太直白了

生椎茸:Namanoshiitake→ Namanamashii

裏山椎茸:Urayamanoshiitak→Urayamasii

多田思惟：Tadanoshii→Tadashii

駄洒落”（Dajare:“大家乐”

"How about my omelette?" "Eggcellent!"

“Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. ”

A.  Ａ：Call me later. “等会给我电话”／（later叫我。）

B.  Ｂ: Hey, later     “喂喂,你是Later吗?”

“Seven days without water makes one weak.”七天不喝水会让你变弱。

“The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.”

“鞋匠承认学徒认为需要的任何东西,给了他休假(锥子=千枚通)

 “absence with leave” =AWL（休暇）于鞋匠(靴職人)的道具の “awl” （千枚通）。

“When William joined the army he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.”

“自由射击”和“向威廉开枪”

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

“自行车两轮”与“太累了”相通

“two-tired” （二輪）と “too tired”

“The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.”

门钥匙与诺贝尔

“No-bell”

 “Nobel Prize”。

 “Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.”

赛纳河与Insane(疯狂)相接近

①  What ant is the largest?

什么蚂蚁最大?

②  Which is stronger, Tuesday or Sunday?

星期二和星期天哪个最强(星期二是week day=weak-day)

③  What is the national flower of the United States?

“Carnation”汽车的国度

④  Why did the student eat her homework?

容易,a peace of cake

⑤  Why are babies good at soccer?

Dribble=流清口水 连续进三颗球

“幼儿得以于足球”

⑥  What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

 “Where is pop corn?”Papa Pop