You know you're from HKUST when ...

(Anonymous, from facebook)

• You are not surprised by the beauty of any other campus on the planet.
• Many people love your school because of the truth that Paul Chu is so handsome and energetic.
• You sleep during the day and work during the night.
• You think your university is the best in Hong Kong and Asia.
• Your friends admire those students' amenities at seafront and such a wonderful sea view at campus.
• You have so many mid-terms, papers and projects while your friends from other university don't.
• You assume that the student amenities, how fine they are, are free of charge.
• You feel it commonplace that your teachers are from schools like MIT, Stanford and Harvard.
• You truly understand that it is University of STRESS and TENSION.
• CGA represents everything.
• You freeze your ass off in the library because the air conditioner is on full blast in winter.
• Exchange students tell you "isn't UST for University of Sightseeing and Tourism?"
• You don't have to take care whether it rains or not because you can simply walk through bridges, lifts and escalators to get to the classrooms / canteen / library.
• A large part of photos in your album are taken at your university campus.
• You prefer ThinkPad.
• You don't really sleep.
• You are neither a doctor nor a lawyer.
• You are an IT fan.
• You check email every three minutes.
• You receive email from the professor at 2:00 am.
• Every professor thinks that his course is the only one you are taking.
• You are late for a 9:00 am class.
• Your boss is amazed at your math.
• You speak Mandarin as frequently as Cantonese.
• You have to think about how long it takes on the road only to go out for shopping or tea.
• You run into the University President in the canteen.
• You go back to the campus to swim and play football even after graduation.
• You admit that you are a nerd or geek.
• You know that "Nano" is not a type of rice.
• You date in the library.
• You fall asleep in the extremely comfortable sofa in the library with unbeaten sea view.
• Whatever you do, your always do it with your heart.
• and lastly,
• You know you're from HKUST when people say you're from the most awesome university on the planet!