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Monthly Overview: August



Be sure to stretch -- both your body and your mind -- on the 1st. Rigidity will get you absolutely nowhere, so you should be vigilant about not falling into the trap of thinking you already know just what to do and don't need to waste any time trying out anything else. Stay open and by the really excellent 2nd and 3rd a whole new set of possibilities will have opened themselves up for you. Wow! Who knew things could be this good? Your razor sharp mind has never met a problem it couldn't solve, and that's as true as ever on the 7th and 8th. Just be careful not to cut yourself with said razor sharp brain! The 12th and 13th bring some much-longed-for romance to your life. Smile wide and let this cutie pie make their pitch! Nothing is quite as set in stone as it seems on the 18th. So go ahead and push for changes if you think they could make things better at home or at work. Your irrepressible good humor is infectious, and folks are going to love catching it on the 21st and 22nd. Don't let a single dour face turn into a downer for the whole office. Help the underdog on the 27th. They need it! Have a grand old time on the 30th. You've earned it.



处女总运 【By 碎花裙裙】
1号，请谨记放松下你的身体和大脑。过于死板只会使你一筹莫展，所以你要注意别让自己陷入觉得自己已经很清楚要做什么而不需要浪费时间做新尝试的困境里。2，3号要保持开放的心态去迎接一系列新的可能性。嘿，谁会想到事情可以如此美妙？7，8号你凌厉的思维将如以往一样所向无敌，不过要小心别聪明反被聪明误。12，13号会给你的生活带来你期待已久的爱情。记得咧嘴微笑哦，让你的这位情人唱起他的调调来。18号，看起来板上钉钉的事情其实都是可变的，如果你认为在家或工作能使事情好起来的话那就去争取改变吧。21，22号大伙都喜欢捕捉你那富有感染力且无法压抑的幽默感。27号，请拯救那只迷途的羔羊吧，别让那张木脸变得更压抑继而影响整个办公室，他需要你。30号会过得非常愉快，那是你应得的。



Monthly Romantic: August
What's the least romantic thing you can think of? Cleaning sewers? The stomach flu? Dishonesty? Add 'being overly rigid' to that list on the 1st. That's right, refusing to adapt to the other person is every bit as unromantic as scrubbing the bathroom, organizing your files or lying. So if you get the urge to retreat and just do things the way you think they ought to be done even though you know that doesn't work for the other person, whose wants and needs happen to be totally reasonable, stop! Bend a little now and your whole month will be that much more romantic. The 2nd and 3rd are already smoother days, smooching-, winking- and flirting-wise. So smooch, wink and flirt! Maybe not in that order, though. You and a honey bun are thinking about making some big changes on the 8th. Discuss every angle. You could be surprised by just how natural this choice seems! You two are all set to tango on the 11th when you hit a snag. Breathe deep. By the 16th you'll have found a mind-opening path to your goal. Travel is a great idea on the 21st and 22nd. You don't have to go far, but you should spend some quality time in the sun. Be flexible on the 27th, and you will wrap up the month with some stellar romance on the 30th.




处女--爱情.【By 子夜】



你所能想象的最不浪漫的事情有哪些？是清理下水道，还是胃肠感冒？上当受骗，还是8月1号就把“老古板”写在你的行事历上？你想对了，拒绝适应他人就象擦洗浴室、整理文档和撒谎一样毫无情调可言。所以，如果你现在强烈地想打退堂鼓，明知对他人一点效用都没有（而他们的需求和愿望刚巧还是合情合理的），仍然想当然地去做事，请你赶快住手吧！稍做屈服会让你的整个月份变得更加浪漫。2号和3号是令人窒息的日子，拥抱亲吻吧，抛媚眼吧，卖弄风骚吧，拥吻，媚眼和骚情！虽然可能不是那么得体。8月8日你和你的小甜点可能正打算做些惊人的改变。全面地讨论吧，你们会惊奇于这抉择的自然而然。11号当你撞上暗礁时，你们俩正大跳探戈，请深呼吸。16号前，关于你的目标会有一条思路被打开。21和22号旅行是个好主意。不用走太远，只是在阳光下度过一段美妙时光。27号保持灵活变通，这样30号你就能在眩目的浪漫中为本月划下一个完美句点。



BTW:英语的表述方式真是无聊。处女8月的爱情要点是：顺应他人，勿老古板，卖弄风骚，及时行乐，和能屈能伸。




Monthly Career: August



Be as adaptable as you possibly can at work on the 1st. If somebody needs to take the trash out, take the trash out. If somebody needs to get dressed up and take a date to that City Hall ball the company got tickets to -- you know, the one where your all-time favorite band is playing, live -- then you'll need to dig deep in your closet, scour that little black book and leave work early to primp for the big night. Heck! When you must, you must! Luck is on your side, thanks in no small part to your ability to be flexible, on the 2nd and 3rd. By the intellectually stimulating 7th and 8th, you should have a very intense discussion or two. New career plans, anyone? Romance at work? Why not? If you can't think of any reasons why not on the 13th, go for it. If you can think of reasons against it, then don't. Being hypercritical of a colleague will only breed bad blood on the 18th. 'Soul searching' should be high on your list of things to do on the 22nd. By the 27th, it's time to get flexible, again. End the month with exactly what you want on the 30th.



处女——事业 【by 子夜】


8月1号请在工作上保持能屈能伸的柔软身段。如果某人需要倒垃圾，你就给他倒。如果某人想衣冠楚楚地拿着公司的赠票去赴市政厅举办的舞会，而你朝思暮想的那支乐队正在电视里现场直播，OK，你就放弃电视，一头扎进衣橱好了，把你的小黑名单上的名字一笔勾销，早早地离开工作岗位以便尽情地倒持自己去赴会。总之，但凡碰上你必须要做的事，你就必须要做！幸运正站在你这边，2号和3号要感谢你的还算不错的变通能力。在智力巅峰状态的7、8号，你可能有一两场激烈的辩论。新的职业规划，哪个来？办公室恋情，有何不可？13号如果你想不出理由拒绝，那就恋去吧，如果能找到借口，那就不要恋。18号不要对同事吹毛求疵闹不愉快。22号你的头等大事会是“探索灵魂”。27号又是放松的时间了。30号，你会心想事成地给本月划下句点。