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汪忧草:Joke(s) of the Day......
(2007-06-20 10:06:05)
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(1)
"You surely don't look like a minor to me, sir," reacted the inspector.
"Well," said Twain, "when I boarded this train, I was still a child."
(2)
"As soon as I see you," returned Shaw, "I know the reason why we are having a famine here."
(3)
A
literary scholar came to the customs office. "What's the purpose of
your trip, sir?" asks the customs officer.
"I'm here for the William Shakespeare Festival," answered the scholar.
"I don't see how Shakespeare could still have a festival when he's been dead for so long," responded the officer.
"I'm here for the William Shakespeare Festival," answered the scholar.
"I don't see how Shakespeare could still have a festival when he's been dead for so long," responded the officer.
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