1 Women are incredibly smart, they travel, they pay taxes, they'll spend 400 bucks on a pair of Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals

2 I left feeling powerful, potent and incredibly alive- nothing and no one could get in my way

3 Women fall into one of two categories-beautiful and boring, or homely and interesting.

4 tend to have the kind of deluded self-confidence that caused men like Ross Perot to run for president;tend to live an empty, haunted life of stunted adolescence; tend to always order two eggs Benedict and one spinach omelet.

I hate rum and I hate coke

5 What's the feeling of wearing patchouli in a room full of chanel?

6 Being beautiful is like having a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park, completely unfair and bestowed upon those who deserve it least

But, but beauty is fleeting, while the rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forver

7 There are so many damn gorgeous men out there in this city, but after a while, you just want to be with the one who makes you laugh.

8 He was like the flesh and blood equivalent of a DKNY dress

9 They started out casual, a brunch here, a movie there.They decided to pick a time to bump into each other on purpose. He had his big three-looks, manners and

10 Men in their 40's are like the New York Times crossword puzzle, tricky, complicated, and you are never sure you've got the right answer. Just like the  new designed drug. when they lay like that, they have the cutest little wrinkles on their neck.Almost uncomfortably handsome

 11 I decided the way to break free was to move from one addiction to an even bigger one-shoes.I walked 50 blocks in 200 dollars shoes. I am so broke, i have this little substance abust problem-expensive footwear

12 Where is the line between professional girlfriend and just plain professinal?