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居然看懂了一则英文笑话
(2008-06-11 11:06:48)
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沈宏非和连岳的blog有时候会用英文写，我每次都跳过不看，这一次认真瞄瞄，居然看懂了。
邻居pie有天在线上用英文跟我聊天，我也全部都懂了。
可见我的英文是应该发挥更多作用的。
old cowboy
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working
cows,going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves,cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.When I shower, I
think about women.When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a
lesbian.
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