要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

    Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every  

    unsuccessful man, there are two.

   每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

    Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

    成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

    Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

    爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

    Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause

    children.

    后排座位上的小孩会发生意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

    Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

    “现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。

    Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk"

    “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

    God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

   上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。

    The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you

   forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn？

    学的越多,知道的越多；知道的越多,忘记的越多；忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着？

    Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

    不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

    "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

    “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

    Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

    钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

    Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

    要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

    Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in

    life.

    再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

    The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

    聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。