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朱丽。克里斯蒂(最佳女主角提名人,影片讲女主角和老年健忘症作斗争,无聊影片)在《离开她》里面表现太出色了,这个影片真棒,故事讲的是一个女人竟然忘记了自己的丈夫的感人故事,希拉里觉得这个影片是今年最温暖人心的影片。
讽刺布什政府
"Not all films did as well as Juno obviously. The films
that were made about the Iraq war, let's face it, did not do as
well. But I'm telling you, if we stay the course and keep these
movies in the theatres we can turn this around. I don't care if it
takes 100 years. Withdrawing the Iraq movies would only embolden
the audience. We cannot let the audience win."
不是所有影片都像Juno一样得到了票房成功。坦率地说,关于伊拉克战争的影片,就票房不太好,但是,我坚定地告诉大家,我们一定要坚持到底,直到最终的胜利,我们要在影院里面反复放这些影片,哪怕要放一百年也在所不惜,观众总是会去看的。把这些影片从影院下片就是向观众妥协,我们绝对不能让观众取得胜利(这是模仿布什对于从伊拉克撤军的愚蠢演讲)
接着嘲笑共和党候选人麦卡恩
"Oscar is 80 this year, which makes him now automatically the
frontrunner for the Republican nomination."
奥斯卡今年80岁了,这样他就自动成为了共和党总统候选人的领军人物。(麦卡恩今年72了)
顺便也不放过奥巴马
"You have to give Barack Obama credit, he's overcome a great deal.
Not just he's an African-American. Barack Hussein Obama is his
name. His middle name is the last name of Iraq's former tyrant. His
last name rhymes with Osama. That's not easy to overcome. I think
we all remember the ill-fated 1944 presidential campaign of Gaydolf
Titler. It's just a shame, Titler had so many good ideas. We just
couldn't get past the name. And the moustache."
奥巴马太不容易了,他克服了很多困难,他不仅仅是个黑人,而且他的名字还叫
“巴拉克。侯赛因。奥巴马“,他的中间的名字和伊拉克前任独裁者萨达姆,侯赛因一样,他的姓叫奥巴马,和奥萨马。本拉登分不清。这些对于他都是很大的困难啊,大家还记得1944年的选举吗〉盖道夫。梯特勒,十个很有想法的人,就是因为他的名字和希特勒太像了,当然还有他的小胡子也让人想起希特勒。美国人民怎么也不肯选他。
我的翻译不太传神,但是当时听他说话的时候,真的觉得太滑稽了。笑得很痛快
PS,昨天本来要有朋友来和我们一起看颁奖的,临时变卦了,害得我留下一大锅汤,很多菜。这种行为太值得批评了。