大姐把我笑话谈

                                         说我年少花木兰

                                         二姐一旁不乐意

                                         大姐语言有差异

                                         小梅年少爱唱戏

                                         手拿红缨耍杂技

                                         三姐一听微微笑

                                         二姐话语没说到

                                         老七年幼不要提

                                         说说近年啥出息

                                         前天主动请上阵

                                         亲自动手把发理

                                         四姐一旁把话搭

                                         提及理发满腹话

                                         你们瞧瞧你们瞧

                                         我的卷发全剪下

                                         大嫂一听眉眼笑

                                         给你理发送钞票

                                         二嫂一听乐呵呵

                                         这样好事哪里搁

                                         我在一旁气呼呼

                                         谁想理发谁举手

                                         剪子一下十元钱

                                         一左一右百十元

                                        今天俺还没吃饭

                                        谁想理发谁掏钱

                                        此后不在贿赂您

                                        给您理发送您钱

                                        大姐一旁有话说

                                        俺的头发正适合

                                        二姐摸摸波浪卷

                                        长短合适不修剪

                                        三姐左右打量我

                                        老七技艺还凑合

                                        我的头发有点长

                                        给我理发送银两

                                        四姐一旁偷偷笑

                                        八折以后再商量

                                        木梳剪刀一起放

                                        姐，你们咋这样

                                        姐姐，你们你们

                                        你们理发俺赔偿

                                        只为锻炼俺技长

                                        这样才让修短长

                                        姐姐嫂子请听好

                                        谁要是让我理发呀

                                        此后多送一些钱

                                        你们多请几顿饭

         只要一回到家里，看到家里的小侄女们。我就拿出几张一元钱来诱惑她们，用好话收买她们。谁要是让我理发，我就给谁一元钱，让你们买好吃的糖，还有很多的好玩具哦。结果很凑效，她们都排着队让我修剪头发。时间长了，养成了习惯。不给钱不让我理发。小侄女成了大侄女，不让理了。那我就收买小侄孙，就这样我在侄女童年的记忆力留下很多的印象。一提及理发，那些孩子们就好似吃了蜜桃一样笑的那么开心。

         漂亮的姐姐们，现在也学会了宰我。给她们理发一次，讲的条件非常多，只让修剪那么一点点一点。还好，我慢慢的也会给大人们理发了，实践才会出真知.............