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Reid:  Excuse me, could I get a fork perhaps?

(group laughs)

Reid: Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopstick. He equated knives with acts of aggression.

Morgan: You don’t know how to use them, do ya?

Reid: It’s like trying to forage for dinner with a pair of number two pencils. It’s absolutely incredible, 1.3 billion people stay nourished because of these things.