末日过了, 我再也不会爱了, 哈哈 ZT

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昨天是末日, 早上被先生的呵斥声叫起, 惊醒后才知道不是骂我, 原来是和上海家里在Skype。 前天送侄女回国, 21日到上海, 侄女妈妈说是末日, 不要出门, 侄女怎能同意, 如果是末日也是要和她男朋友一起度过。 争论了半天, 侄女拿我和先生做挡箭牌, 说我和先生都说没有末日一说, 于是出门。
我家姑娘和表妹把它译成英文放在Facebook上了。
"Today's weather was very nice. My father had told me that he would
take me to the mall. However, he called and told me he had to work
late, and help a lot of people fix their computers online. He told
me to stay at home and write in my
diary. My father can't keep his word; men are all like that! Always
flattering women, fooling us!"
"Listening to Dandan, the day after tomorrow the world will flood,
drowning us all. Either way, my mother works for the shipyard, I
will just board my mom's boat. I will tell Dandan and Ma Xiaoming
to both get on the boat. Ma Xiaoming chased me for a long time. The
other day, he gave me an iPhone 5, though we are only "just
friends." But I think there are less and less good men with money
nowadays. Even though we won't get married in the end, we can still
be good friends."
"That cheater Zhang Xiaotao, I'll never let him on the boat, even
if he begs me! Zhang Xiaotao has crossed the seven seas, seen all
the beauties of the world, but I am his true love. I was too naive
in the first grade, too young and too simple. His sweet words
deceived me, I just couldn't help but believe him. Last week, he
fancied the beauty of another class, Xiao Yan. Now, he wants to
break up with me. A hundred and thirty days of romance, so much
love, and I'm dumped! Zhang Xiaotao! Have you forgotten, once upon
a time, your vows? That feeling of betrayal, I'll never love
again!"
"Next time I will have to find a boy born after '05. The older he
is, the more I can rely on him. Boys my age just all watch
Spongebob. Too childish, how can anyone bear it?
Sigh!"
Teacher's comments: "98/100 Your love life is richer than mine! I'm the one who cannot bear it!"
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