加载中…Pay your bills! - a joke from William, the cowboy
(2009-07-30 20:47:51)
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王后的胸脯
在古代英国亚瑟王时期，大法官非常仰慕王后美丽迷人的胸脯，但他知道猥亵王后的代价是死亡,他把自己的秘密告诉了亚瑟王的御医。 御医答应帮他实现他的愿望，作为代价，大法官答应付给御医一千金币。于是，御医配制了一种痒痒水。 一天，御医趁王后洗澡时，把痒痒水抹在了王后的胸罩上。王后穿上衣服后，感到胸脯奇痒难忍。 亚瑟王急忙传御医给王后看病。御医说这是一种怪病，要解痒，只有用一个人的唾液，要让这个人在王后的胸脯上舔四个小时。这个人便是大法官。 亚瑟王急传大法官进宫为王后治病。御医已经把解痒的药放在了大法官的嘴里。于是，大法官终于实现了他长久以来的愿望，在王后美丽的胸脯上足足舔了四个小时。大法官过足了瘾，王后的病也治好了。 大法官回到家里，御医赶来向他索要报酬。 大法官已经过了瘾，而且知道御医肯定不敢把事情的真相禀报国王，于是便想赖帐。 御医忿忿地离去，发誓要让大法官付出代价。于是，他又配制了一些痒痒水。 这天，他趁亚瑟王洗澡的时候，把痒痒水涂在了国王的内裤上。 第二天，亚瑟王又传大法官进宫了...... 所以，不要忘记付该付的帐。
原文：
The
Itch
Once upon a
time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon
Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the
penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them,
but he had to try... One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio
thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more
than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to
arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the
scheme.
The next day,
Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into
the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the
itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the
Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King
and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,
would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only
the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the
itch.
The King,
eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their
chambers.
Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber,Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day,
Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the
King's underwear. The King immediately summoned
Nick.
The moral of the story............ Pay your bills! ;-)
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