前台小姐：“hello.”

　　老外：“hi.”

　　前台小姐：“you have what thing？”

　　老外：“can you speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”

　　老外：“can anybody else speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time
, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”

　　老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing
？”

　　老外：“i want to speak to your head.”

　　前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”