这是1994年读高中时RAT写的英文小日记,记录的是我们当时高中生活的点滴-----这些年,我每次拿出来看都笑得半死.为了感谢这本小日记多年带给我的快乐,我决定把它摘抄上来,送给我遥远的挚友兼本文作者---Dear Rat

Everyday  Of  Sea  And  Amy

MAY 11 Wednesday 1994

WHR said :“you are sick,I will kill you.  l love sky, I will very happy and I will kiss him”.When she saw what I wrote,she couldn’t help laughing ,her mouth was very large.

ZH said:“You  are lazy,You are very fat”She was very angry,Because it’s a boy friend’s word.

MAY 12 Thursday  1994

WHR said:“you always scold me”,and I said :“you always knock my head. It’s fair”

10:30 she said:“I hate you,you’d better die”

Sea and I named  this book. I really don’t like her English name. I don’t like SKY ,Sea said: “I named myself not because Sky ,I love it”

2:27 Sea said: “ I am lovely.You always like me” I said: “You feel your feet smell good!”

3:07 Sea said: “ I have nothing to say for you” Then she keep silence.She wore the glasses,not in good looking.She looked at what I wrote,then said: “I’m angry, I want to die”

MAY 13  Friday  1994

I said: “Don’t crush me,I’m hot, I can’t stand”. Sea always crush me. I think she is a pangxie.Sea said: “I can’t remember the word wheel” I said: “It’s easy,I believe it or not”

MAY 15 Sunday  1994

In the morning,when I enter the classroom,I shouted at Sea: “Why do you sit here?It’s too hot” Sea was angry: “I have no way but to sit here”.I said: “Nothing,That’s all right”

MAY 17 Tuesday  1994

Yesterday I went off in a faint.Sea was so frightened that she cried out.Today morning she told me she had cried. I laughed.Sea is more like a baby,especially in danger. I feel very well now.I really didn’t afraid of myself.I  know I am too to fat.

 Sea said: “I like to talk about love”

MAY 18 Wednesday  1994

 Sea was not happy,for I always scolded her. Other people said that she was a good girl,yes, almost the best.But I always pointed out her mistakes.Sea was angry So my tague will not be long any more. I will not scold her,I promise

Sea didn’t satisfied with what I wrote .my work was not true.she think,I think my feet smells good.  It’s ture .Sea is a funny fat sea.

Both sea and I are a chermistry blind .It’s good .We can keep silence and have a rest we talked too much. we need a break

After WC ,Sea knocked me .I said: “your PP is too large” Sea: “I am water”

MAY 21  Saturday  1994

Sea did not go to school yesterday. Sea caught a bad cold.Sea think it “bad”.I think she want to sleep.Oh ,she will be fat little by little.I bet

Sea  did not like her picture.I laugh.It nothing,It’s ture. We are bad looking.

MAY 23  Monday 1994

Sea got a bad cold .I’m happy. She was sick,she didn’t like that I Scold her .i had no way but to keep silence.

JUNE 1 Wednesday  1994

Sea brought <<A little Chinese-English Dictionary>>  I am happy .Sea is like a crab.she is tasteless.chicken-heareted

JUNE 2 Fridya  1994

Sea wear a yellow dress.I think that she is more like a duck.It’s funny ,Sea have a long time not wore this dress.History repeat itself

 I said Sea was ill. She was unhappy.She pout duck’s lips.Her mouth is excellent.She is out of print.she did not koke my witty remarks.sea ,you shoule calm your anger,for it is not in good-looking

Sea asked me:“when do I be beautiful?”I said : “up to now, I didn’t find out”

JUNE 6 Monday

I said “I am a big wenzi, when I smell wenxiang,I feel terrible .it’s weizi’s feeling”

Sea and I caught a cold  We are  the same sick .Sea said: “you are worse than me. So I am happy”I said : “yes,you are happy”

Sea and I both love a sentence : “for your eyes only”.I remember that sea had said: “If someone said to me like that ,I will marry him”

Sea ‘s nose get red.she looked mirror again and again.Now ,I said a honest word: “her nose is not red,I had a joke with her”