·   Please shower and shave (and pleeease brush your teeth!) before seeing a sex pro. Let's face it after a long day, you may need it. It won't kill you to do that, and you'll get more action. If seeing a pro at her place, (an incall) simply ask to use her shower. She will be happy to provide you with a clean towel.

After speaking with the sex pro, via phone, you will know the price. When you meet with her offer the money. There is no need to make her ask for it.

Always let the pro guide the sex. Follow her lead. You'll have a much better time.

Do not expect miracles. If you are exhausted from meetings and /or had a bit too much to drink and/or are on medication such as high blood pressure medication, we'll do all we can for you, but remember we are not celestial beings.

The hour begins when you or the sex pro arrive at the prearranged place. The hour does not begin after chatting for 10 or 15 mininutes.When clients insist the hour begins at the moment we get into bed with you, at that point we all pretty much go on to work to rule. In other words, we can not connect with you as a potentially good client, and so will not try our best, to put it mildly.

Don't make rude comments, even, if they are disguised as compliments. It's always best to be kind and courteous.

Ask a question once. ie., do you have x kind of sex? Repeated asking is harassment.

No condom negotiations, please. We use condoms WITHOUT exception so that we can all go home healthy and happy. And no, don't expect to get oral sex without a condom. (It always amazes us, those stories of clients who coerce a street girl who is addicted to drugs to have unsafe sex for a few extra bucks. Then the client, two hours later calls the AIDS hotline all in a little hissy fit panic.) Just use a condom, ok.

If you are seeing a sex pro at her place, please, do not arrive early and or try and stay late, for free. If it is an outcall, don't ask for free time. This sort of coercive behavior does not endear us to you.

When seeing a sex pro at her place, (an incall), and she has requested for you to buzz the door. If it takes a minute or two for her to get to the door (she may be frantically applying the finishing touches to her make-up. We want to look our best for you.) We understand you can be a little impatient at times, but please, a little patience goes a long way. Whatever you do, please, do not start knocking on her door like you`re Ghengis Khan. This knocking only serves to spin us out and, really, is there any reason to let all of her neighbors know you`re there? We take your discretion and privacy seriously. Please do the same for us. Because then it works out for all of us. We appreciate this one a lot.

Please do not try and talk excessively on the phone when potentially booking a date with a pro. We don`t want to be rude, but if we talked at length with everyone, that`s all we would do, ever.

If you are consistently receiving poor service from different pro`s, ask yourself why.

· With the popularity of digital camera cells, please do not ask or expect an up to the second photo of the sex pro to be sent to you immediately. Please understand, we have real lives, and may be in the process of doing real life things. Things like:

hair in curlerswalking the dogdealing with children having a phone conversation with parents, (yes, we have them too).on the computer about to masturbate, have a nap, then shower preparing a nutritious, delicious dinner plotting how to take over the world vacuuming and dustingworking on university courses
pondering things like why it's best to do S&M scenes in German, have sex in French and do business in English.