樱花开了。早上独自步行去玉渊潭，想去看花。到公园门口一看那阵势，几个售票窗口前排的队都足有20多米，想想就算好容易买到票，进去也是人挤人，不像踏青，倒像逛南京路了，罢了罢了。慢慢踱回来，因为走错路，还绕一大圈，也不恼，正好顺路去超市买菜。

   回家。自个儿做饭，周末隆重些，清蒸鲈鱼，还煲一自创的六珍汤——海带莲藕排骨笋片花生胡萝卜全放一块儿了，虽是懒人的做法，自己尝尝，味道还是很不错的。

   上MSN。周末了，朋友们都不在线上，倒是收到了一位朋友的邮件，很有趣，贴在这里，周末大家一起乐一乐。先上英文版本，谁有空帮忙翻译一下。

   午后。阳光安静得毫不用力。听LAURA FYGI用沙沙的嗓音唱爵士，回想在上海商城剧院初见她时猝不及防的心动，回想她在舞台上的摇摆，有几分陶醉，有几分慵懒，有几分落寞。

   周末。慢活的滋味。

 

   顺便预告今明两天《大家看法》周末演播室的话题：城市是否应该解禁路边摊？

 

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance  

Smart man + dumb woman = affair  

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage   

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.