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六人行在北京（5）足球和性
(2006-08-14 14:34:24)| 分类： 英文原创 |
Joey和Chandler来到北京工人体育场观看足球比赛。他们不懂足球，笑话百出，还学会了“京骂”。
Joey and Chandler were
watching a football game at Beijing’s Worker Stadium. Both growing
up as New York Knicks and Jets fans, the two Americans were
football (or known as soccer in America) illiterates. Even with
their ignorance of the game, they found the game nonetheless pretty
enjoyable.
“Offside!” the
referee signaled to a player that had run past the defense line two
steps earlier.
“Offside is a stupid
rule of soccer. No wonder we Americans hate soccer.” Chandler
criticized.
“You are dead-on. He
should get a prize for offside, not penalty. I always make early
moves to score when I date a girl --- No one whistles me on that!”
Joey agreed.
Halftime, the
scoreboard flashed two big fat 0s. Feeling bored, Joey complained
to Chandler: “Why don’t they send Bill Clinton to the field, at
least he scores!”
Just before the game
would end with a scoreless tie, the host Beijing team finally sent
the ball to the net through an impeccable free kick. The audience
rose to their feet and started to shout unanimously: “Niu B! Niu
B!”
Getting revved up, Joey
and Chandler joined the roar. “What’s Niu B?” Joey asked a guy
nearby who spoke broken English. “Niu B in Chinese means great.
Niu B stands for ox’s penis.” He explained.
“Ox’s penis means
great? Chinese is indeed a visual and manly language.” Chandler
murmured to himself.
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