下面是安娜写的英语文章,但是翻译成汉语就没那么好笑了,所以我不准备翻译它,把它贴在这里让我的朋友们乐乐,高兴一下,反正我是笑得腰都直不起来了,我老公说应该给她老师看,让老师笑得拉屎(开玩笑).

 

What do you think about New York?

 

I think New York is great because they have nice schools , teachers,and nice places. It is a safe place to live because nobody will steal your money and kill you but sometimes. The bad thing is they have many accidents per hour, many people get killed or get hurt, you have to pay too much tax, and some people don't have healthy insurrance.They have many libraries. They have handicaps ,if u are not injured or old people , you can't park there ,or you have to pay money when police find you park in handicaps.They have nice areas, such as water, air, and fruit. Most people are nice, they have dentists.They have tress choppers, garbage trcucks, leaf blowers, santa cluse and they have nice service.

 

不管她写的句子是否正确,就看这些内容就够你笑够了.