Today when we were on the way to White Plains for some nice
food, which is one way for us to enjoy the nice life here, Anna
said she told us a funny story, but we all knew what was her story
about. We pretended not to know, and said yes, ok, we were
listening. We just want to train her to speak
English by this way. The real story is about A guy asking another
guy:"how many bones do a
person have?" The another guy answered:"Over three
hundred." "Be quiet, there are three dogs outside." The anothere
guy said.Then Anna began to tell us her story:"How
many bones do you have, Dad?" Her Dad
answered:"About four hundred.(Her Dad pretended to make a
mistake)." We all laughed.
Then her Dad said:"Anna , I ask you a question, ok?" Anna
said:"ok."
Her Dad said:"I have four hundred bones, there are one hundred
dogs, how many bones can each dog eat?"
Anna answered:"Four." "Great!" Dad praised,
Her Dad asked again:"I have four hundred bones, there are four
dogs, how many can each dog eat?" "One hundred!"Anna answered
loudly.
Her
Dad went on asking:" I have four hundred bones, there is one dog,
how many can this dog eat?" Anna said:"Four hundred." Her Dad said
with foxy laugh:" None!" Anna asked;"Why?" Her Dad said :"If there
is only one, I can kick him away if he wants to eat me." Anna
understood, then laughed very happily.
Then
Anna asked me to translate for her because she can't speak the
following in English our herself.She asked:"If there were one
hundred dogs around you, how to deal with
them?"
Her Dad said:"No need one hundred, just four dogs enough, they can
eat all my bones up."Anna laughed very loudly after hearing of it.
Then she said she had idea to deal with them. She would feed the
dogs with stones, not bones.So her Dad said he would kill one dog,
and used the dead dog's meat to feed other dogs,so the other dogs
would't eat him. Anna said If that was a wolf, how
to deal with it? Her Dad said he would run away, would cry. Anna
said with loud laugh:" I would kill the wolf with a
knife."
We
reached the supermarket with laugh.
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