Just recv'd following short sentences from a friend, and most
of them are really meaningful.
2. Having one child makes you a
parent; having two makes you a referee.
一个孩子使你成为父母,两个孩子可以把你变成咨询师。
3. Marriage is a relationship
in which one person is always right and the other is the
husband!
婚姻是这样一种关系,一方永远正确另一方是丈夫。
4. They said we should all pay
our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted
cash.
有人说缴税的时候要面带微笑,我尝试过了,不过他们要的是现金。
5. A child's greatest period of
growth is the month after you've purchased new school
uniforms.
孩子最伟大的成长是在你给他买了新校服的时候。
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of
people have no talent.
别感觉不好,太多人没有天分。
7. Don't marry the person you
want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but
whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
别和你愿意与之一起生活的人结婚,找那个你不能离开的吧,但无论如何,你都会后悔。
8. You can't buy love. . But
you pay heavily for it.
金钱买不到爱情,但你可能为爱情付出高昂代价。
9. True friends stab you in the
front.
真正的朋友即使伤害你也是在前面。
10. Forgiveness is giving up my
right to hate you for hurting me.
原谅就是放弃憎恨对方的权利。
11. Bad officials are elected
by good citizens who do not vote.
坏官员是那些不参与投票的好公民选出来的。
12. Laziness is nothing more
than the habit of resting before you get
tired.
懒惰是在劳累之前就休息的一种坏习惯。
13. My wife and I always
compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with
me.
妻子和我总是能够达成一致:我承认错了,她同意错的是我。
14. Those who can't laugh at
themselves leave the job to others.
那些不懂自嘲的人往往把工作机会让给别人。
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies
sooner.
女士优先,靓妞更先。
16. It doesn't matter how often
a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same
boss.
无论已婚男人换过多少工作,最终都毁在同一个“老板”手里。
17. They call our language the
mother tongue because the father seldom gets to
speak.
本土语言之所以被称为“母语”,是因为作父亲的一般没有发言权。
18. Saving is the best thing.
Especially when your parents have done it for
you.
储蓄是个好习惯,如果父母为你做了则更好。
19. Wise men talk because they
have something to say; fools talk because they have to say
something.
智者有话要说,愚者不得不说。
20. Real friends are the ones
who survive transitions between address books
真朋友是那些变换地址通知你的人。