Name: _____________________     Date: _______________

姓名：                                         日期：



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KNOWLEDGE:心得：

           __ Really knows what he's doing.确已知悉自己在做什么

          __ Knows just enough to be dangerous.只知道这活儿忒危险。

          __ Only half a brain and is dangerous.还没意识到这是一份高风险工作

          __ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.狗屁不通！不如给他的茶杯发饷！！



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ACCURACY: 工作熟练度

          __ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.轻松胜任

          __ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.能计算数额巨大的帐表

          __ Must take off shoes to count above ten.依靠手指和脚趾数数

          __ What's a number?    “数字”是什么？



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ATTITUDE:工作态度

           __ Extremely co-operative.倍儿合作

           __ Brown noser in good standing.规章制度的跟屁虫

          __ Often annoys co-workers and fights.寻衅滋事的麻烦精

          __ Doesn't care, never did, never will.漫不经心，懒蛋一个



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RELIABILE:可靠度



         __ Works so hard he gets extra days off.努力工作时常加班

          __ Very dependable.十分可靠

          __ Rely on his being first one out the door.事后诸葛

          __ Absolutely totally worthless.毫无信用可言



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APPEARANCE: 容装

             __ Extremely neat and clean.一尘不染犹如洁癖患者

            __ Looks great on his day off.休息日总能精神奕奕

            __ Flies take him over fresh manure.总能看到苍蝇环绕他的新鲜......排泄产物

            __ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.脏、乱、臭、丑的龌龊男/女



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PERFORMANCE:工作表现

             __ Works hard if money is involved.有钱赚就非常卖力

             __ Does great work--at evaluation time.员工评审期间表现出色

             __ Works well after ten cups of coffee.10杯咖啡才能换得正常水平

             __ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.不能比熟睡状态干的活更多了！！



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LEADERSHIP: 领导能力

            __ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.大刀阔斧，指点江山，业绩斐然

            __ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.绣花枕头一个，人见人厌

            __ One time some listened to him whine.据传闻终于有一次大家听了他一次话，那是他在抱怨

            __ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.傻蛋也不会看他一眼。

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I understand that I have been counseled and understand

my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further

acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat,

and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.
声明：偶已被通知并知悉本人依据一九七四年之隐私权法所享受的权利，

鉴于偶的大脑神经稀疏简单如足球门网，

力将在今后弥补本人此调查表中显示的不足。



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     Employee signature 员工签名