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20210109 Sat
阿迪成人英语
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20210109 Sat
初级英语阅读
我马上订座
A: Do you really love me?
B: Of course.
A: Prove it.
B: How can I prove it?
A: Take me to dinner.
B: That's it?
A: Take me to a nice restaurant, not to KFC.
B: But a nice restaurant costs money.
A: I knew you didn't love me.
B: Okay, okay! I'll make a reservation right now.
20210109 Sat
中级英语阅读
达令,坚强点
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a
young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while
tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this
guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent
lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"
20210109 Sat
高级英语阅读
特朗普将不参加拜登就职典礼
President Donald Trump on Friday said that he will not attend
the inauguration of President-elect Joe Biden, who will take charge
in less than two weeks.
Trump is not the first outgoing president to skip the
inauguration of his successor. Presidents John Adams, John Quincy
Adams and Andrew Johnson did not attend the inauguration of the
incoming president, according to the White House Historical
Association.
“To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the
Inauguration on January 20th,” Trump wrote in a tweet, the third
message from his account since blocked from Twitter for 12 hours on
Wednesday.
Biden’s victory was projected by all major news outlets in
mid-November and confirmed by Electoral College votes in
mid-December. The Republican president has falsely insisted he won
in a “landslide,” asserting his reelection was stolen through
massive electoral fraud.
His refusal to accept the election results culminated in a
deadly riot on Wednesday, when swarms of his supporters stormed the
U.S. Capitol and derailed congressional proceedings to tally
electors’ votes and confirm Biden’s win in the Nov. 3
election.

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