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《摇滚校园》精彩对白

(2006-01-19 21:05:00)
分类： 电影珍藏
《摇滚校园》精彩对白
精彩对白：
  1. Battle of the Bands director: Really? I've never heard of a disease like that.
  2. Billy: Liza Minelli...?
  3. Billy: You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself... look at that bow tie.
  4. Billy: You're tacky and I hate you!
  5. Billy: You.
  6. Dewey Finn: All right, hit me.
  7. Dewey Finn: Because I like to eat! Is that such a crime?
  8. Dewey Finn: Come on, Freddy, throw me off!
  9. Dewey Finn: Does any one have any food?
  10. Dewey Finn: Does anyone play drums?
  11. Dewey Finn: Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie.
  12. Dewey Finn: Dude, I service society by rocking, O.K.?
  13. Dewey Finn: Give me a platform. Let's rock, let's rock, today. Now do it to me.
  14. Dewey Finn: Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!
  15. Dewey Finn: God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.
  16. Dewey Finn: Hey, Miss Mullins.
  17. Dewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?
  18. Dewey Finn: I have a hangover and the runs.
  19. Dewey Finn: I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.
  20. Dewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
  21. Dewey Finn: It's a science project.
  22. Dewey Finn: Katie, what was that thing you were playing today, the big thing?
  23. Dewey Finn: Nailed it. And fifty-four is forty-five more than what is the answer, Marta?
  24. Dewey Finn: No Billy, we're past yelling at me.
  25. Dewey Finn: No, it's eight.
  26. Dewey Finn: No, it's too sissy.
  27. Dewey Finn: No, what are you talking about? It's too sissy.
  28. Dewey Finn: No, you're not gonna get in trouble. I'm hungry.
  29. Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
  30. Dewey Finn: Now raise your goblet of rock. It's a toast to those who rock!
  31. Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!
  32. Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
  33. Dewey Finn: Ok. This is a bass guitar. And it's the exact same thing but instead of playing it like this you tip it on the side... cello, you got a bass.
  34. Dewey Finn: Really?
  35. Dewey Finn: See me after class!
  36. Dewey Finn: Sell my guitars? Would you tell Piccasso to sell his guitars?
  37. Dewey Finn: That's good. Slap it, shoot it, ka-boot it.
  38. Dewey Finn: That's right. And six times a billion is?
  39. Dewey Finn: There is one at the end of the month... but you have a policy about field trips.
  40. Dewey Finn: Those kids are infected with a very rare disease. It's called "Stickittodamoninosis".
  41. Dewey Finn: Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach... teach gym.
  42. Dewey Finn: Uh oh, it looks like Mrs. Lemmons is on crack, right kids?
  43. Dewey Finn: We're not goofing off. We're creating musical fusion.
  44. Dewey Finn: Would it be educational? It would be VERY educational they play Beethoven and Mozart and stuff.
  45. Dewey Finn: Wrong.
  46. Dewey Finn: Yeah, she put on the best show I've ever seen. And she is so much better live than she is on the album!
  47. Dewey Finn: Yeah... Stevie!
  48. Dewey Finn: YES!
  49. Dewey Finn: Yes.
  50. Dewey Finn: You don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard-ass. And if a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking them in the head.
  51. Dewey Finn: You have to use your head and your mind and your brain.
  52. Dewey Finn: You know, I'd like to take the kids to a concert.
  53. Dewey Finn: You're lucky. It's Hell.
  54. Dewey Finn: You're right I was testing you... it's nine. And that's a magic number.
  55. Dewey Finn: You, Freddy, what do you like to do?
  56. Dewey Finn: Your kids have all really touched me, and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.
  57. Dewey Finn: [improvising some educational sing-song] Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math. Three minus four is?
  58. Dewey Finn: [raising his first three fingers] Read between the lines!
  59. Dewey Finn: [seeing bus and students] No way! That's so punk rock.
  60. DeweyFinn: Does anyone have the guts to tell me off? Huh?
  61. DeweyFinn: Its gonna be a really tough project, you're gonna have to use your head, your mind and your brain too.
  62. Eleni: The Bumblebees?
  63. Eleni: The Koala Bears?
  64. Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
  65. Frankie: Yea, that's cause he couldn't play anything else!
  66. Freddy Jones: Okay... shut the hell up!
  67. Freddy Jones: Shut the hell up Schneebly.
  68. Freddy: Are we going to be goofing off like this everyday?
  69. Freddy: Burn stuff?
  70. Freddy: Come on man, we're on a mission. One great rock show can change the world... look out the window...
  71. Freddy: Cool!
  72. Freddy: Freddy Jones.
  73. Freddy: I dunno.
  74. Freddy: I play percussion.
  75. Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic.
  76. Freddy: Ok, so are we going to be creating musical fusion everyday?
  77. Freddy: Shut up!
  78. Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
  79. Katie: Cello.
  80. Lawrence: Let's rock, let's rock, today.
  81. Lawrence: You're fat, and you have body odor!
  82. Marco: Six billion?
  83. Marta: Nine.
  84. Marta: No, it's nine.
  85. Michelle: How about, Pig Rectum?
  86. Michelle: Mr. S? We came up with some names for the band.
  87. Miss Mullins and Dewey: [singing the Stevie Nicks song while doing a high-5] Sings a song, sounds like she's singing whooo! Baby whoo! Said whooo!
  88. Miss Mullins: Concert?
  89. Miss Mullins: Maybe we can make an exception!
  90. Miss Mullins: Sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Lemmons said that she heard music coming from the classroom.
  91. Miss Mullins: Well I went today, maybe I will go again... TOMORROW!
  92. Miss Mullins: Would it be... educational?
  93. Miss Mullins: Yes! Stevie Nicks!
  94. Miss Mullins: Yes, oh my gosh! No comparison!
  95. Miss Mullins: You know she came to town and she did a concert and she was just so... wild! Oh my gosh! Oh!
  96. Rosalie Mullins: I LOVE THIS SONG!
  97. Rosalie Mullins: Michelle!
  98. Spider: What's up, dog.
  99. Summer: Negative one.
  100. Theo: You're out. This is Spider; he's replacing you.
  101. Tomika: So why don't you go on a diet?
  102. [Dewey Plays the song in the jukebox]
  103. [Dewey sees Miss Mullins]
  104. [no one raises their hands]
  105. [pause]
  106. [talking about what they hate]

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