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The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many boyfriends, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore itchy lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants or anything she wishes to wear and no one criticizes her!

THE END