当官难、难当官，
                                                            徐九经做了一个受气官。
                                                                           啊一个窝囊官，

                                     自幼读书我为做官，
                                                                          文章满腹，我得意洋洋、洋洋得意，
                                                                          进京考大官，又谁知才高八斗我难做官，
                                                                          皆因是，爹娘没有为我生一副好五官，
                                                                          我怨 、怨、怨五官，
                                                                          头名状元到那玉田县，当了一个小小的七品官，
                                                                          九年来，我兢兢业业做的是卖命官，
                                                                         却感动不了那皇帝大老官，
                                                                          眼睁睁不该升官的总升官，
                                                                       我这该升官的只有梦里跳加官，
                                                                       原以为，此番升官我能做个管官的官，
                                                                       又谁知我这大官头上还压着官，
                                                                       侯爷王爷他们官告官，
                                                                      偏要我这小官审大官，他们本是管官的官，
                                                                       我这被管的官儿，怎能管那管官的官，
                                                                      官管官、官被管、管官、官管，
                                                                      官官管管，管管官官！叫我怎做官？
                                                                      我成了夹在石头缝里一瘪官，
                                                                      我若是顺从了王爷，做一个昧心官，
                                                                      阴曹地府躲不过阎王和判官，
                                                                      我若是成全了倩娘，做一个良心官，
                                                                     怕的是，刚做了大官我又要罢官！
                                                                     我是升管、是罢官、做清官还是做赃官？
                                                                    做一个良心官，做一个昧心官，
                                                                     升官、罢官、大官、小官、
                                                                    清官、赃官、好官、坏官、
                                                                    官……我劝世人莫做官、莫做官！