经常泡国外论坛的xdjm，学点论坛缩略语，咱也装回洋鬼子！最后几个爆强！

thx = thanks 
np = no problem 
nvm = never mind 
btw = by the way 
w/e = what ever
meh = 我不在乎
psh = 切
dam = 该死
g2g = got to go 我要走了
yo = 喂/你
dude = 哥们儿
2 = too/to
kk = ok
duh = 很明显
lol = laugh out loud
2day = today

ED = Every Day
EOD = Every other day
TTYL = Talk To You Later 
CYA = See ya

wzup = what's up
afk = away from keyboard
aka = also known as
bbl = be back later

bbs = be back soon
bcnu = be seeing you
brb = be right back
ctn = can't talk now 

lal = laugh a lot
msyo = miss you
o4l = out for lunch
o4d = out for dinner
O/T = off topic
OTC = Over the counter

sit = stay in touch
ty = thank you
IMO = In my opinion

IMHO = In my honest opinion 
STFU = shut the fuck up
WTF = What the fuck

LMAO = Laughing my ass off
LMFAO = laughing my fucking ass off （这个灰常灰常好用！）
ROFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
ROFLMFAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
ROFLMGDMFAO = rolling on the floor laughing my god damn mother fucking ass off