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意大利人谈性
(2007-01-24 13:02:26)A bus stops and two Italian men
get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The
lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized
when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and a pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'am a justa tellin'a my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'.
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and a pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'am a justa tellin'a my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'.
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