Everybody has been in a situation when they were late for work. The truth for being late is either embarrasing or not critical. Most people would find a perfect excuse.

　　以下便是一些公司老板提供的他们听过的10大最可笑的迟到理由：

　　Hiring managers provided the following 10 examples of the most unusual excuses employees offered for arriving late to work:

　　1、我梦见被炒鱿鱼了，所以我就没有着急起床上班。

　　I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed.

　　2、我不得不带我病危的宠物去看医生。

　　I had to take my cat to the dentist.

　　3、我急匆匆地赶去上班，却在路上发现自己还穿着睡裤，所以不只得回家换裤子了。

　　I went all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.

　　4、我看见老板您不在办公室，所以出去找您了。

　　I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.

　　5、我找不到合适的领带搭配今天的西服，于是等商店开门后去买了一条。

　　I couldn't find the right tie, so I had to wait for the stores to open so I could buy one.

　　6、我儿子把家里的狗掉进了下水道，我必须全力把狗救出来。

　　My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.

　　7、上班路上我碰见了一个色鬼。

　　I ran over a goat.

　　8、在我等三明治时那家三明治店被打劫了，于是警察要求每个人都留下来问话。

　　I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.

　　9、一只蜜蜂飞进了我的汽车并袭击了我，我不得不将车停在路边来对付它。

　　A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.

　　10、我在路上弄湿了我的裤子，所以回家换了一条。

　　I wet my pants and went home to change.