有种代沟,叫做“长辈专属表情包”
马上就要过年啦,好不容易到了家
总得跟七大姑八大姨加个好友
给父母解答手机操作的答疑解惑
亲戚群里也该拜年发红包了
但有一种尴尬是
你的表情包语言和长辈的表情语言
不属于一个世界。
你看不懂你妈的表情包,
你妈理解不了你的表情包,
你的表情包↓
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/69d87cc5bae7443194c42da9b7619fe5.jpeg
你长辈的表情包↓
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/f02a6454815a445eb95a9c33ecfa1d33.jpeg
显然有些表情不能乱用
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http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/1e084cbf4303455995131e21f1cac963.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/bb29e59798d34115a68a05dbc9aaa788.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/e6c2ef9a49a44be586d010f91148891f.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/f1cfdb5b556d4c188c68156beb1b188e.jpeg
我竟无言以对
爸妈和我们的代沟还不仅仅止于此,
还有他们的中老年表情包对我们的轰炸
↓ ↓
洋溢着80年代喜庆感的牵挂
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/4cd153e08163480ea1f93d80291fa56f.jpeg
专治懒癌的起床神器
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/6140ddf615cc4d8a8696abea08005f8a.jpeg
妈.....答应我以后别用表情了好吗?
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/73116b961dda4eb28679e3d3110dfbd2.jpeg
老干部的狂欢岂是你们这群凡人懂的?!
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/e5e69d4d0e444db09edd8fc2d6f66246.jpeg
所以跟长辈聊天
一定要用他们专属的表情包
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新年祝福专用
适用场景:在长辈群给各位长辈拜年
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/d221b26881874fa4b89a94bc7c10c495.gif
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http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/d0ca04ee41f446d5a352ac3f360679e6.gif
婉言表达态度专用
适用场景:三姑六婆急着给你介绍相亲对象
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/6957212c3b8645738e3e475a9174deff.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/b43c87b219f1426aac74ed3bc46e56c2.gif
礼貌说再见
适用场景:实在聊不下去了,主动退出下线
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/3acb2f06cbf14b5795d954c0d06bcdd4.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/e470fc18410049c5a877da7c03c5dcb0.jpeg
有了这些表情包再也不怕跟长辈斗图了
但其实斗图并不是最可怕的
最怕的是他们在群里问你
∇
“工资多少啊”
“买房了吗、买车了吗”
“有对象了吗”
“怎么还不结婚啊”
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180115/22636d5372b7491fa5f9b76cef5e062b.gif
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