【原创】开心道场297：虫子与屁（双语）

Joyful Way-place 297 The Worm and the Fart

by Longmawx·Wangyongqiang

龙马吾行·王永强

2022-3-14

（网络图片，下同。本图为夏虫）

（一）夏虫的誓言

一条只生活在夏季的虫子，发泄不满时，狠狠地说：

“等着，秋后再跟你们好好算账！”

另一只可以冬眠的百足虫，毫不留情地说：

“秋天，是个算账的季节，可是你什么时候见到过秋天呢，你有秋天吗？”

“我没有秋天，是因为我不想见到秋天的沉重，但我的后代会有秋天。”

（二）话与屁，哪个真实？

一位道人与位政客讨论一个问题。

“您说说看，话与屁，这两件事情，哪一个真实？”一位政客问一个道人。

“虽然人可以讲真话，但实际上，人放的屁要比说的话更真实。”道人回答说。

“这怎么可能呢？”政客反驳道。

“想想吧，你这一生，说的话，有多少是真实的？但是，你放屁有哪一次是假的？”道人说。

“这个，嗯-，你先说说，屁，它怎么就是真实的呢？”政客不解。

接着，道人耐心地解释屁---这种现象：

首先，它是道的一种表现。

因为屁是一股腹中之气，它不能造假。没有屁时，你造不出来，而且，你也无法从上面把它排出来；有屁时，也无法长期保留，机缘一具足，它一定要出来。这与道的性是相符合的。

至于大家说的话，就没有屁的这么真实了。

（三）观世之道：一句话，道尽世间玄机！

阳要阳满，阴要阴透，阴阳并行，成王败寇！

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1. The vow of a worm only in summer

“Wait! I will held you accountable after autumn,”

A worm survived only in summer fiercely cried when it was outraged.

While another one who is a hibernant said to it relentlessly,

“Autumn is indeed a season for calculating but when did you see an autumn and do you survive in autumn?”

2. Which is closer to truth, speech or fart?

A wise man discusses a problem with a politician.

“Please tell me that which is closer to truth, speech or fart?” the politician said.

“To tell you the truth, a fart of a person is closer to truth than his speech,” the wise man said.

“How can it be like that?” the politician asked.

 “Think about it, how many words were true that you have said in your life？ While which one of your fart you had excreted was false?”

The politician did not get it, so the wise man illustrates it for him.

Fart is a gust of wind from one’s belly and it can not be forged. You never create it in advance and also can not excrete it from your upper outlets. It cannot be stocked for a long time when it exists therefore it must go out when the conditions are ready. This is really in accordance with the nature of the Tao.

3. The secret in the world

Yang (one concept of Chinese Tao, the other is Yin) should exert it up to top.

Yin should be hidden into the bottom.

Yang and Yin go together shoulder to shoulder.

Be a King because you eliminate others and be the outlaw because you are defeat.