作者：周孝诚

身为单身狗，日子不好过，其实有伴的也很烦恼。比如有女网友就吐槽，她男朋友给她拍的照片，是这样：

http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/e799788d9390f9f3286000be5ca40741.png

这立刻引发了广大女同胞的共鸣，纷纷贴出血泪经历。

一、基本看不到人系列：

男朋友对照片的主体没有感念，不懂构图，或没有距离感，就会造成类似前面那样的结果

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/472bcf82d4626ad121e4993163b7b956.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/daa20948e3b96c8b620ced3465fffe79.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/d933fed47510750ace2a5ac3e948e7fe.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/d249b203cde48aaf739fa639cc16b711.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/8f97ab56375f7c0ec5ca2a6ff35e80b2.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic3_zhimg_com/e63c689e1b4a5f32052e4f8b86c5d506.png

二、基本看不到人系列（光影版）：

顾名思义，男朋友不懂得顺光逆光，也不懂得开闪光灯之类的补光技巧，轻则导致人物模糊，重则导致人物淹没...在无尽的黑暗中

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/8ae78dbf753b1fbd82b95597cc08bbb0.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/cf50f4c539ca490cede916b2ce72f845.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic3_zhimg_com/84c5824899d019f15ae0a375a95bd020.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/836d3d018b60e2e55c20945d99ab1cf8.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic3_zhimg_com/cf45faf7a5120f79fa51cbb038128db9.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/0102f9f426788357130666cb69cddfcb.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/2eb840ba853a68b8c2d044d4fa1d4872.png

三、不羁长发系列：

长发飘飘很好看，不过在男朋友的镜头中，头发飘起的效果令人想死！

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/074c5a127d458952b88e28fffc5469e1.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/7795d984a29ace47e845d6a6422d4351.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic3_zhimg_com/351d6c4b7ea611c80e92f8f2b6cf3738.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/95f75a20bd6325d85342959030860a81.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/0ee4d9c1ff7b262b9670dfcbb6adf869.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/eed878ec076d6970b4c1b35b829fcc30.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/b61e09cd1b22e21663e234ee4d9e3fca.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/0fda16790ac2dd6a29117cc2dfbafcf0.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/17b945b19d4e40d34d370300c886e0f0.jpg

四、恐怖动态系列：

表情怎么难看怎么拍，动作怎么猥琐怎么拍。正如考试时做了所有的题而每次能考零分需要水平一样，拍照拍成这样也是要天赋的

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic3_zhimg_com/3220850d8c59e3067adfe23f2e7e5429.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/5037b372c28a64cd93d0c73af4040c2b.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/e77c5c36af036bbfb3482d403726ce86.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/ebb0d81c2b8999aae03ee96f02f6b329.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/f9da3fee58add57bda7caf87b74d1831.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/c502cd8f4965b32554ac930a6c6ecb0a.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/fda71dd3fe7c19b7bba9ed3f28973f92.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/92a9ad2e43f559e2334a8bb03e4b9afe.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/29ecb7e8bdbf790fdac18fcb6d797aaa.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/32c4a5bd834bf6f57bdb41bc0acae189.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/1a6cab8c4cf6e90ef7b04476ec3f7461.jpg

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/54450103811362a4770a4f6e9b183ec9.jpg

五、背影杀手系列：

不是说女生背影好看正面难看，而是说男朋友一听到对方要求“拍个背影吧”，就会拍出下面这样的东西

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/0953611e4f00070ea97f59e67cbc725e.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic3_zhimg_com/4580644323fdd86c42a2d4403bccdf87.jpg

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/470fd93c0052552a87b1a4e63b12fae4.png

六、瞬间残疾系列：

相比“基本看不到人系列”，这类男朋友拍的照片，只是残缺部分肢体，最常见的是没有脑袋

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/9b31a65e0e20cf17188429ad807ae5ac.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic3_zhimg_com/67c4239c85193012fa23392330cb175a.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/d7c9afc0d62ebaa7b89c5926ead3b4bc.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/7b3fef35859345ed01e993fcf07608f5.png

七、瞬间变矮子系列：

不管你是不是大长腿，男朋友都有本领把你拍成矮子！

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/f21f56b6f57a3ee3df70007d56edcdcb.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/7fbec98648e73fd0e01b57cb7ddb6484.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic3_zhimg_com/c393591a9a1d942aee3f4273200a1296.png

八、瞬间变女屌系列：

这种情况可能包含前面的多种因素，总之效果就是：将女友拍成另一个人！来看一组对比图：

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic2_zhimg_com/a534bb99a4330034170d36044c9fd633.jpg

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic3_zhimg_com/dd2e12fcde1a96483c9e6f742cdd340a.jpg

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/4a32e38af5539a72dc00a3ecfc3c071b.jpg

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic3_zhimg_com/980ebffaf904c1b01b516154c93c9f58.jpg

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic1_zhimg_com/ec92a4e643e4dd488d663774309d23ae.jpg

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/1f4d62ac7513b78a38c1a6ffc832c57b.png

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/c365349ed08b069673cc44fd5d01ad5f.jpg

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http://tc/maxwidth.800/tc.service.weibo.com/pic4_zhimg_com/dfa80407d77850bbf55df46f78036649.png

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