话说曾经的“小哥”费玉清如今已成了公认的“污妖王”，他的黄段子在网络上流传甚广，不过小橘对于此称号只给他一人绝对是大写的不服！因为同样身为综艺天王的吴宗宪也是污力滔滔，名震江湖！下面请您欣赏吴宗宪带来的“污”口秀！

机车借我骑

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炒饭炒面

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性暗示的食物

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剪掉

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烧饼油条

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卖香肠

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知识的问题

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失声

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一波未平，一波又起

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交际

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冰冷的四处

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把柄

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第一次

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甜蜜蜜

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小心肝

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对前任的祝福

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高潮

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可大可小

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我有拐杖

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套子

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日理万机

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小鸟依人

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女人花

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安全起见

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进出口贸易

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最后一句

你认为谁才是真正的“污妖王”，支持费玉清的请在弹幕区打1，支持吴宗宪的请在弹幕区打2！