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  My sister's birth date is December 21, 2009. Her name is Vivian. Right now my sister is seven months and twenty days old. She was born 6 pounds and now she is thirteen pounds. She is the youngest person I know and she is really weird. She will eat anything near her, even the bed when she is lying on it. Sometimes she even eats the blankets when she is lying on the bed. She will roll of the bed a lot and then start crying. Every day Vivian eats at least three weird things several times. She doesn't drink much milk and eats more of this mashed up fruit stuff.
  She will laugh whenever you make the click-clacking noise with your mouth or pretend sneeze. For some reason she is happy whenever you talk to her. She does not know how to crawl or stand or sit yet. She is so small that I can carry her. Whenever we feed her with milk she will pick it out of her mouth and not drink it. I always disallow her to suck on her hand when

儿子 你真是生不逢时

虽然你是那样的活泼机灵
妈妈却早过了写诗的年纪
只好把这些话胡乱断句
等到有一天你能读懂
千万不要嫌弃

儿子 你真是生不逢时

虽然你长得挺帅
妈妈却早已对帅哥免疫
少不了对你吼来吼去
惹得你常常梨花带雨
原谅我，妈妈不是有意

儿子 你真是生不逢时

虽然你钟情NBA
妈妈却爱上肥皂剧
每天大战一小时争夺遥控器
别急，等搬了新房再买一台电视机
从此各看各的，互不答理

儿子 你真是生不逢时

虽然你是那样的热爱知识
妈妈却失去了学习的能力
再也答不出你关于POKEMAN 的问题
即便你公布答案下回还是忘记
请不要对我失望
明儿起就让你爸认真记笔

                                   Table of contents

                             Chapter 1 The Trains We Rode On

                                  Chapter 2 The Parade

                                Chapter 3 At New York City 

                     &nb

                                   Contents

                         Chapter 1 The Race To Vermont
                            Chapter 2 Camp Day #1
                            Chapter 3 Camp Day #2
                       Chapter 4 How I Learned How To Ski
                   &n

                                  Contents

                   Chapter 1 The long tunnel To The Stadium
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                            Chapter 2 The Dancers
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                            Chapter 3 The practice
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Dear Santa,

Thank you for the Poker Cards, I like that you gave me two decks of Poker cards. The Poker cards you gave me were big enough, my third deck of Poker Cards were missing 2 cards of 56 cards in the deck, 2 of them were no use. The games I play are War, Black Jack, Go Fish, President, Deal Or No Deal, Uno, Egyptian Mad Screw, Slap Jack, ZHENG SHANG YOU, 24, 48, Poker, and Scat.

Thank you for the DS, I like that you gave me a blue DS,and I also like the pen that came with it. Next time can you give me a disc thingy for it or more? I really want Mario ones to play with my friends because they like it and same as me.

Thank you for the Guitar Hero, there's a lot of questions about this case. How did you know I wanted Wii? Where's the drum and the microphone? Why are there extra boxes? How did you know I already had a Wii? Did you know it's my 6th Wii disc?
Answer my questions. The Wii discs I have are: Wii Sports, Wii Play, Mario Kart Wi

一群公司里的中国同事圣诞聚餐，谈起了自家小ABC学中文的趣事。
“我家儿子最喜欢吃鹌鹑蛋，嚷了好多年，上个星期我才听明白，他一直叫的安全蛋。”一女同事大摇其头。
“这有什么，我女儿把方便面叫方片面，直到有一回吃了一包圆形的，女儿纳闷了，问，方片面不是方的吗，整么也有圆的？”
“我有一回试图给女儿讲上山下乡，女儿说outing,理解成爬山了，多好玩啊。”男同事诉苦。
“有一天我差点被糊糊气死。每周都要写中文生字，一个字一行，轮到写奇怪两字时，我看他先写了一行大，再写一行可，这是奇。怪呢，先写一行竖心旁，再一行又，最后一行土。问他为什么这么写，他说这样写的快。”

这些ABC还都是中文学校数一数二的好学生。

Dear Santa ,                                       
I really want these gifts to play with my friend Howard and to learn how to play games with them:1 deck of medium poker cards ,Guitar Hero ,and a DS.

I deserve these gifts because I am a good boy and this is how I am a good boy:
I teach people so they will learn ,first comes math ,I teach people how to do math so they can learn it ,mostly my classmates ,even though we have math class!I am in a first grade class and I know 5th and 6th grade math! Next comes card games ,I taught people how to play ZHENG SHANG YOU but they won't listen . They listened when I told them how to play Black Jack. Next comes reading ,I tell people how to read in case they don't know step by step:
Step number 1 I tell them what to do

一家人坐在车里又开始了例行的看房征程，糊糊对此早已深恶痛绝。质问道：“我们为什莫不搬到Maggie家隔壁拉到？”糊糊爸说：“房主不肯接受你妈出的价钱。”糊糊妈又开起了玩笑：“就好像糊糊你，本来值一千块，有人出一百块要把你买走，你肯卖吗？”“不！”糊糊坚决地说。

“那你说你值多少？一块钱？”
“不！！！！”
“一百块？”
“不！！”
“一千块？”
“不。。。”糊糊不再理直气壮。
“两千块？”
“比那少”爹妈笑翻了。

糊糊妈开始上课：“就只说你妈光喂你就花了多少？假设你一天吃两顿饭，一顿饭算5块钱，妈妈花了多少？”糊糊吭哧吭哧算365*6，先算错一回，好久才说“：2190”（自从上了公立学校，数学退步不是一点点）“再加半年”“2373”“每天10块，妈妈总共花了多少？”“2万3千七百3十”

“好好记住了，少了2万3千一定不能卖”
糊糊认真地点头。

今天是个值得纪念的日子。糊糊学骑自行车不是一天两天，进步很不明显。看着别人家小孩一个个都会了，糊糊妈急了一阵子也不用再急，谁让咱自个没有遗传点体育细胞倒遗传个小胆给他？

下午让糊糊爸带糊糊去骑车时，糊糊妈心安理得上网闲逛。半小时后突然接到糊糊爸电话，“糊糊会骑车了，快来看！”这内容离糊糊妈预料中的“：累死我了，你快来换我！”相差太远。拔腿跑去，远远看见糊糊带着头盔护膝摇摇晃晃蹬着踏板。可不是吗，糊糊真的在骑车了。永远不要低估小孩子的潜能，糊糊妈在心里握拳喊了一句口号。

全家都很激动。糊糊爸说：‘糊糊是我们家最早学会骑自行车的’对呀，太爷爷以前没有自行车。爷爷那辈没钱买。妈妈上了大学发现自己是班上唯一不会骑车的，寒假回家才用外公的28车恶补。糊糊这末小就学会了，真是一代胜一代啊！

糊糊一圈一圈，一会快一会慢，嚷着要我们打分，汗水从头上滴下就用胳膊一擦，夕阳照在脸上，有点像个小伙子了。

糊糊爸说：“你妈回去又要写博客了。”