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(2011-03-08 22:30)
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Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
今天补魔的时候我以为自己终于迎来第一次高潮了。其实我只是呼吸太快喘不上来气儿而已。
(。。。。。。)

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML
今天我家保姆打电话来通知我说我祖父正在尾行她。FML
(“不可能的,我也在尾行你呢怎么没看到他?”)

Today, while working at a restaurant I work at, I saw my boyfriend walk in and sit down at a table that I was supposed to wait on. Surprised, I ran up to his table and gave him a really big hug. He looked at me like I was psycho and then introduced me to his beautiful wife who was behind me. FML
今天我在饭店上班,看到男朋友走进来坐在我负责服务的位子上。我有点惊讶,然后就跑过去使劲抱住他。他像看精神病一样看着我,然后向我介绍他那站在我身后的漂亮老婆。FML
(今天我会好好服侍两位的)

Today, my mom stole my pills as means to black
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(2011-03-08 22:29)
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Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
今天我发现自己和女友在她的新水床上补魔的时候也会晕船。FML
(Nice boat!)

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger then my breasts. FML
今天经过我们的精确测量,我正式宣布,我男朋友的咪咪尺寸超过我了!FML
(。。。。。。)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
今天我男朋友说要带我去他最喜欢的餐厅,还说哥今天请客不差钱你随便点。结果他带我去了一家名叫红龙虾的海鲜馆子,你明明知道我对海鲜过敏的啊喂!FML
(是啊饮料随便点啊)

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man an

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果真神马都是浮云啊,觉得自己有种慢慢被洗脑的感觉了!!!

开会内容神马的,都会不自觉的在脑子里面过一边,试想着自己未来的样子!!orz

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