一定得选最牛的研究方向
找哈佛的合作者
写就得写最深奥的文章
直接用英语写
文章最短也得200页
什么超弦呀,流形呀,纤维丛呀
能用的都TM给我用上
Introduction部分对牛顿提出批评,Conclusion部分对爱因斯坦进行总结
Reference部分列出最牛的Paper
全英文的,都是发表在《Science》和《Nature》上面的那种
所有的参考文献,甭管与文章有没关系都加上几句点评
It does not address the xxx problem. This paper presents a new
method ... ...
一副地道的科学大师腔调
倍儿有面子
文章中间再提出几个高难度的定理,证明过程模仿庞加莱猜想
光是引理部分的证明就得花上个几十页
文章后面再提出几个Open Problem
就是一个字儿——难
提供基金资助的单位至少也得是牛津剑桥什么的
身边的哥们不是诺贝尔奖得主就是菲尔兹奖得主
你的朋友要都是一
i turn on the tubewhat do i see,
a whole lot a people cryin' 'don't blame me'
they point their crooked little fingers at everybody else
spend all their time felin' sorry for them selves
victim of this, victim of that
your mommas too thin; and your daddys too fat
get over it
get over it
all this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
you say ya haven't been the same since ya had your little
crash
but you might feel better if they gave you some cash
the more i think about it, ol' billy was right
let's kill all the lawers- kill 'em tonight
you don't wanna work you wanna live like a king
butt the big bad world doesn't owe you a thing