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昨天在超市买了6只活得河蟹,养了一晚上一白天,今天晚上终于决定结束他们得生命.
结果俺心太软了,这1天1夜还养出感情来了,看到他们在蒸锅里把盘子都顶起来了,俺实在看不下去了,叮嘱TT看住了,于是仓惶而逃.
在决定结束给他们execute extreme
penalty之前,走到厨房,突然发现,逃跑了2只.也就是这两只,生命力最旺盛,在锅里到处乱爬,害得我罪恶感嗷嗷地.
逃跑这2只,一只就躲在厨房的厨台下,被我一下之找到了.另外一只却如何也觅不到踪迹.此刻,突然tt让我安静,嗯,对,这螃蟹喜欢躲到阴潮地儿独自吹泡泡解闷儿.安静以后,发现客厅的几个盒子边上有”噼噼”的声音,翻开一看,果真这生命力最旺盛的在这儿呢.我伸出筷子之时,这老大横着爬的需要我小跑才能追上…
唉,都是生命啊. tt在外面叫,说都红了. 我还得禁受罪恶感的折磨把他们吃掉,否则浪费钱财,这不还是罪恶么.我吃点螃蟹容易么我,总折磨我.
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当事人:我们以新闻事实为准则
当事人李懿则对新浪娱乐说:'目前我们还并未收到律师函,我所做的,是以新闻记者基本的事实追求为准则的,并没有针对谁。'
韩寒:点名重庆晨报记者李平实习生刘咏戈(新附橘子斑马开房图)
今天上网,又看见自己的绯闻了。大意是,昨天一整天我在拍MV的时候,同时另外一个我和一个女的去开房间了。女方我还没听说过,但看新闻说最近要出唱片。大家都知道怎么回事。
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as a Chinese person I am shy of what his behavior .here I am on behalf of most Chinese people to apologize to Australian .he is not suitable for his current job and 'xia ke' is his best choise .let's say good bye to him like he said 'go home' to Australian .he should go to Italy not other counties especially Australia otherwise he will disappear on earth soon .anyway chinese doesn't need him anymor.it's time for his leaving .as one of famous world cup commentator he should keep his neutral position to do comments to all Chinese audience . it's his job .since he didn't do it well he could not stay his position anymore .farewll ,Mr.Huang .one Chinese old saying for you .I think it is useful for your future .that is Road is devious Future is bright .good luck!
此刻黄健翔和中国球迷需要的不是你如此迅捷的划清界限,你也没权利on behalf of most chinese。50%以上的球迷on Huang's side,你没权利替他们choose sid
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