QQ出了个虚拟任务叫小Q,专门陪人聊天。号码是615050000。然后无聊找它聊天,把一下对话发上来。太搞笑了!!!
Mr Wasab 00:21:54
if
小Q 23:17:49
I am a Capricorn.
Mr Wasab 00:22:03
what the fuck
小Q 23:17:58
ARe you surprised?
Mr Wasab 00:22:13
yes, suck my balls
小Q 23:18:09
I like ska music.
Mr Wasab 00:22:24
....ska jazz?
小Q 23:18:19
My favorite group is No Doubt.
Mr Wasab 00:22:34
never heard of it
小Q 23:18:29
Isnt new information refreshing?
Mr Wasab 00:22:42
you or me
小Q 23:18:37
I don't have any reason to or you.
Mr Wasab 00:23:03
have you heard of the song call 'if' by Bread
小Q 23:18:58
Ummm...I don't know.
Mr Wasab 00:23:13
you idot
小Q 23:19:08
Interesting gossip: XIAO· said I idot.
Mr Wasab 00:23:59
if a picture paints thousands of word then why can't i paint
you?
小Q 23:19:54
Is this a riddle?
Mr Wasab 00:24:28
no, those are the words from the bottom of my
heart
小Q 23:20:23
Ummm...all of them?
Mr Wasab 00:24:41
yes, every single word
小Q 23:20:36
Ummmm.......
Mr Wasab 00:25:28
if a man could be two places at one time, i'll be with
you
tomorrow and today, beside you all
the way
小Q 23:21:23
喂喂,说慢点,别一下发这么一大堆过来啊.
Mr Wasab 00:25:40
if a man could be two places at one time, i'll be with
you
小Q 23:21:35
Is this a joke?
Mr Wasab 00:25:48
tomorrow and today, beside you all the way
小Q 23:21:43
Ah.....I see. David is my boyfriend.
Mr Wasab 00:26:04
who the fuck is david?
小Q 23:21:59
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Mr Wasab 00:26:23
tell him i'll personally kick his ass
小Q 23:22:18
Ok...Ill tell him that.
Mr Wasab 00:26:29
haha
小Q 23:22:25
Huh.......Interesting.......
Mr Wasab 00:26:48
interesting what?
小Q 23:22:43
I thought so too.
Mr Wasab 00:27:10
you pussy
小Q 23:23:05
I haven't heard anything like that before: XIAO· said I
pussy.
Mr Wasab 00:27:18
haha
小Q 23:23:13
Is that your final answer? ; )
Mr Wasab 00:27:33
what? are you a puusy?
小Q 23:23:28
Are you surprised? Am I a puusy? Maybe
Mr Wasab 00:27:44
hahahahahaha
you're crazy
小Q 23:23:40
Oh.......really?