
Christmas is a Christian holiday that celebrates the birth of
Jesus Christ. No one knows the exact date of Christ's birth, but
most Christians observe Christmas on December 25. On this day, many
go to church, where they take part in special religious services.
During the Christmas season, they also exchange gifts and decorate
their homes with holly, mistletoe, and Christmas trees. The word
Christmas comes from Cristes maesse, an early English phrase that
means Mass of Christ. The story of Christmas comes chiefly from the
Gospels of Saint Luke and Saint Matthew in the New Testament.

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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice 'JESUS is watching you'. He looks around with his flashlight wandering 'What The HELL Was That?'. He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice ' JESUS is watching you'. He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks ' Was that your voice?'. It said 'YES'. He then says 'What's your name?'. It says 'MOSES'. The burglar says ' What kind of person names his bird moses??' The parrot replys 'THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler 'JESUS'.
一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机,他赶紧拿了。就在这个时候他听到有人说:“耶稣正在看着你。”他照着手电看来看去,嘀咕着:“到底是什么人在说话?”这时,他看到桌子上有些钱,他又拿了。。。那声音又来了:“耶稣正在看着你。”他躲到一个角落,想找出是谁在说话。结果看到一只鹦鹉,于

