2 TV Guide（电视指南）http://www.tvguide.com娱乐
3 Time（时代）http://www.time.com新闻
4 Sports Illustrated（体育画报）http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com体育
5 Better Homes & Gardens（美好家园）http://www.bhg.com家居
6 Reader’s Digest（读者文摘）http://www.rd.com/splash.jhtml综合
7 Parade（旅行）http://www.parade.com/auth/entry.lasso旅游
8 Newsweek（新闻周刊）http://www.msnbc.com/news/NW-front_Front.asp新闻
9 Business Week（商业周刊）http://www.businessweek.com商业
10 Good Housekeeping（好主妇）http://www.goodhousekeeping.com家庭
11 Fortune（财富）http://www.fortune.com/商业
12 Cosmopolitan（全球主义者）http://www.cosmopolitan.com/娱乐
13 Woman’s Day（妇女日）http://www.womansday.com/xp6/WomansDay/home.xml妇女
14 Forbes（福布斯）http://www.forbes.com/商业
15 Family Circle（家庭圈）http://www.familycircle.com/home/homepage.jsp家庭
16 USA Weekend（美国周末）http://www.usaweekend.com休闲
17 Instyle（时髦）http://www.instyle.com/instyle时尚
18 Entertainment Weekly（娱乐周刊）http://www.ew.com/ew/娱乐
19 Martha Stewart Living（玛萨斯图尔特生活）http://www.marthastewart.com生活
20 U.S. News & World Report（美国新闻与世界报道）http://www.usnews.com新闻
21 Ladies’ Home Journal（妇女家庭杂志）http://www.lhj.com家庭
22 National Geographic（国家地理杂志）http://www.nationalgeographic.com地理
23 Southern Living（南方生活）http://www.southernliving.com/生活
24 Vogue（时尚）http://www.style.com/vogue/index.html时尚
25 PC Magazine（个人电脑）http://www.pcmag.com/ＩＴ
26 Money（金钱）http://money.cnn.com/理财
27 Maxim（马克西姆）http://www.maximonline.com/index.html娱乐
28 O, The Oprah Magazinehttp://www.oprah.com/omagazine妇女
29 Glamour（魅力）http://www.glamour.com/时尚
30 National Enquirer, The（国家寻问者）http://www.nationalenquirer.com/新闻
31 New York Times Magazine（纽约时报杂志）http://www.nytimes.com/新闻
32 Golf Digest（高尔夫文摘）http://www.golfdigest.com/体育
33 Rolling Stone（滚石）http://www.rollingstone.com/音乐
34 Playboy（花花公子）http://www.playboy.com/男性
35 Vanity Fair（名利场）http://www.vanityfair.com娱乐
36 Seventeen（十七岁）http://www.seventeen.com/青年
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice 'JESUS is watching you'. He looks around with his flashlight wandering 'What The HELL Was That?'. He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice ' JESUS is watching you'. He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks ' Was that your voice?'. It said 'YES'. He then says 'What's your name?'. It says 'MOSES'. The burglar says ' What kind of person names his bird moses??' The parrot replys 'THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler 'JESUS'.
一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机，他赶紧拿了。就在这个时候他听到有人说：“耶稣正在看着你。”他照着手电看来看去，嘀咕着：“到底是什么人在说话？”这时，他看到桌子上有些钱，他又拿了。。。那声音又来了：“耶稣正在看着你。”他躲到一个角落，想找出是谁在说话。结果看到一只鹦鹉，于
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed? 为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 狗为什么害怕日光浴？
3. Why is the pig always eating? 猪为什么没完没了地吃？
4、Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights? 政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？
5、Why don't women get bald as soon as men? 为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？
6、What can pierce one's ears without a hole? 什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？
7. What's the longest word in the world? 世界上最长的单词是什么？
8. Why does time fly? 时间为何飞逝？
9. Where can a dog get another tail? 狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？
Keys:
1. They make a little food go a long way. 因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。
2. They don't want to be
