搞笑回帖收集处：

序言：是个白领都有压力，好，一定要笑，一定要上网；

       本处只收集本人所见的回帖，恩，非专业，专业者暂勿扰～～

开篇：匡匡匡：

　　1，楼主才下飞机，记者问：你对三陪小姐有何看法？楼主很吃惊：北京也有三陪小姐？记者第二天登报《楼主飞抵北京，开口便问有无三陪》
　　
　　2，记者问楼主：你对三陪问题有何看法？楼主：不感兴趣！记者第二天登报《楼主夜间娱乐要求高，本地三陪小姐遭冷遇》
　　
　　3，记者问楼主，你对三陪小姐没有看法？楼主很生气：什么三陪四陪五陪的？不知道！记者第二天登报《三陪已难满足楼主，四陪五陪方能过瘾》
　　
　　4，记者后来再问楼主，楼主不发言。记者第二天登报《面对三陪问题，楼主无言以对》
　　
　　5，楼主大怒，对记者说，这么乱写，我去法院告你！记者第二天登报《楼主一怒为三陪》
　　
　　6，楼主气急之下，将记者告到法庭。媒体争相报道《法庭将审理楼主三陪小姐案》。楼主看后撞墙而死 ；

前提：浏览了远景论坛的Win7版块，潜水学习了一段时间之后；决定安装WIn7，用ISO文件安装，不刻盘；用虚拟光驱把安装文件从ISO上面复制到一个空的分区，然后直接硬盘安装。安装开始后24分钟左右，顺利安装完成。再加上Vista版本的显卡驱动和声卡驱动。机器就可以正常使用Win7系统了。

第一、真的很漂亮啊，我从Longhorn时代起仰慕能装的Aero透明效果的机器；现在用Win7，装了显卡驱动之后，我现在也能用Win7透明啦～

第二、办公软件用WPS，目前正常；即时通信用TM2007版本，就是偶开启在载入好友列表的时候会卡死，用任务管理器关掉重启TM2007就是了；5与10日，刚刚改了用TM2008 Beta版本，对Vista支持好，对Win7支持也不错，不会卡死了；很顺畅。

PS:迅雷正常，已经用迅雷下载了WPS，WinCorde（7系统的万能解码器），Winmount(免费版，功能等于winrar)；杀毒软件用Avast，XP时代我最后就定型在了Avast，所以习惯了，目前在7系统下也运行正常；输入法用Google，正常，不卡；

第三、有一些专有程序无法在Google输入法默认为第一输入法的时候出现冲突不能开启。

第四、浏览

电信天翼五一正式取消漫游费 按号码所在地判别

中国电信将于五月一日正式取消漫游费。随着3G牌照的发放，各家运营商之间的战斗已经愈演愈烈，中国电信现在看来打响了第一枪，最新的消息称，中国电信将于五月一日开始起，正式取消所有的漫游费。

《南京！南京！》注定会很震撼~~~

最近看过赤壁下，电视剧又来了《我的团长我的团》，不过一样很热门的潜伏倒是不很吸引我的胃口（特战所需要的气质我不习惯，也不向往）。

严肃的战争剧不多，今年怎么觉得特别扎堆。

还是被自己关注的多了？

风动？叶动？心动？又想去电影院看《南京！南京！》……几年都没有去电影院了。

想支持一下这样比较严肃的战争戏。

只希望带给生活一些变化。

被我管中窥豹到的人生比我设想过的还要复杂。

是缘是情是童真还是意外
有泪有罪有付出还有忍耐
是人是墙是寒冬藏在眼内
有日有夜有幻想没法等待

愿爱无伤……

Before the Dawn
Gregorian
Master of Chant III


See the man on the corner standing
Raises his hand implores for silence
He calls to the sun
He calls to the moon
He folds his mind into a distant land

But the chaos continue there around
The city streets
Like the paper that burns it
Consumes all
The gray and the desperation
Mingle into tears
]But the world that is passing cannot
Hear his call
So the words that he speaks
Become the life
Held in his calloused hands
And given to those who would cry
To pull them away from the cold and
The rain
Take them out of the night
Into the day
Beat now
The hearts that are still
And watch as the day passes on
Beat now
The hearts that are still
Before the dawn comes
Beat now

The hearts that are still
Rise as the day passes on
Beat now
Then I’ll re

Before the Dawn
Gregorian
Master of Chant III


See the man on the corner standing
Raises his hand implores for silence
He calls to the sun
He calls to the moon
He folds his mind into a distant land

But the chaos continue there around
The city streets
Like the paper that burns it
Consumes all
The gray and the desperation
Mingle into tears
]But the world that is passing cannot
Hear his call
So the words that he speaks
Become the life
Held in his calloused hands
And given to those who would cry
To pull them away from the cold and
The rain
Take them out of the night
Into the day
Beat now
The hearts that are still
And watch as the day passes on
Beat now
The hearts that are still
Before the dawn comes
Beat now

The hearts that are still
Rise as the day passes

Before the Dawn
Gregorian
Master of Chant III


See the man on the corner standing
Raises his hand implores for silence
He calls to the sun
He calls to the moon
He folds his mind into a distant land

But the chaos continue there around
The city streets
Like the paper that burns it
Consumes all
The gray and the desperation
Mingle into tears
]But the world that is passing cannot
Hear his call
So the words that he speaks
Become the life
Held in his calloused hands
And given to those who would cry
To pull them away from the cold and
The rain
Take them out of the night
Into the day
Beat now
The hearts that are still
And watch as the day passes on
Beat now
The hearts that are still
Before the dawn comes
Beat now

The hearts that are still
Rise as the day passes on
Beat now
Then I’ll re