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(2011-10-15 16:06)
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杂谈

分类: funny
1、乔峰在杏林里威风凛凛,突然徐长老现身,指出乔峰身份证和户口本上的民族都是“契丹”,乔峰百口莫辩!事后乔峰追问乔三槐,乔三槐一脸惭愧:“唉,当初你不是学习成绩不好么?为了高考加分,我托人送礼给你改成了少数民族……”
2、菜刀实名制实施后,杨过被请到局子里喝茶了,因为他的君子剑登记主人是公孙止,玄铁重剑登记主人是独孤求败,属于违章使用他人菜刀,全部被公共安全专家机关予以扣留。逼于无奈,他只能削了把木剑将就用。
3、王重阳武功天下第一,被拆迁队逼到躲进地下室勉强度日;丘处机废材一根,拍拍成吉思汗马屁,回家就修了重阳宫。这个故事教育了我们,有本事顶屁用,还得上头有淫! 后来丘处机勾结有关部门试图拔除钉子户杨过,反被烧了老窝。这个故事又教育了我们;上头有淫顶屁用,淫民有燃烧瓶!
4、欧阳锋派欧阳克赶着毒蛇阵出去执行任务,几天后哭着回到白驼山,所有毒蛇一条都不见了。欧阳锋惊问何故,欧阳克怒答:“麻痹的,老子以后再也不去广东了!”
5、黄药师派梅超风出去寻找九阴真经,结果梅超风半年未归。黄药师四处打探,一路找到北京,发现梅超风正坐在北医三院门口拉二胡乞讨,不远处的一
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分类: funny
an apple of love 西红柿(不是“爱情之果”)

American beauty 一种玫瑰,名为“美国丽人”(不是“美国美女”)

be taken in 受骗,上当(不是“被接纳”)

bring down the house 博得全场喝彩(不是“推倒房子”)

black tea 红茶(不是“黑茶”) -
black art 妖术(不是“黑色艺术”) -
black stranger 完全陌生的人(不是“陌生的黑人”) 

busboy 餐馆勤杂工(不是“公汽售票员”)
busybody 爱管闲事的人(不是“大忙人”)

blue stocking 女学者、女才子(不是“蓝色长统袜”)

blind date (由第三者安排的)男女初次会面(并非“盲目约会”或“瞎约会”)

capital idea 好主意(不是“资本主义思想”)

China policy 对华政策(不是“中国政策”)

 Chinese dragon 麒麟(不是“中国龙”)
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杂谈

分类: FIL230

The film talks about things happened in the early 20th century in Shanghai International Settlement. Chen Zhen, the student of Huo Yuanjia come back to Jin Wu Guan after his death. Just at this time, two Japanese students from Bushido School come with the words” Sick Men of East Asia” to insult Huo Yuanjia. Chen Zhen was very angry about this and later went to HongKou Dojo with the same words. All the people in Hongkou Dojo fight together with Chen Zhen, but at last, Chen Zhen won easily.

At that time, many places are not allowed to enter for Chinese people. People from ot

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The film centers on two Chinese mainlanders who migrate to Hong Kong to make a living, but end up falling in love.  Leon Lai plays a naive Northerner, Li Xiao-Jun, and Maggie Cheung plays an opportunist/entrepreneur, Li Qiao, who takes advantage of mainlande

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Flirting scholar is an early film made by Stephen Chow.  The story in the movie happened in the Ming dynasty. At that time, there are four scholars, whose literary and artistic skill are unmatched in China. Out of the four scholars, Tong Bak  Fu is most famous. He had many wives, but he want to find his truth love. so he went on a journey to find the woman who truly understands him.

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Project A is a martial arts action comedy film written and directed by Jachie Chan. The story tells about the period when Hong Kong is about to return back to China, there are many pirates doing their business in Hong Kong. As a marine police officer, Dragon Ma decided to do his best to suppress the pirates.

But the martial didn’t get enough ship to fight with the pirates, so Dragon Ma has to go into the pirate group and tries to destroy the group. During the process, many funny and exciting things happened…

 

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There are three main characters in this movie: Ho and his brother Kit, and his best friend Mark. Ho works for the triad whose principle operation is distributing counterfeit US bank notes, while his younger b

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The Enchanting Shadow is a Chinese ghost film based on the a short story in the Qing Dynasty literature Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio from writer Pu Songling. It tells the love story about a tax collector Ning Caichen and a Ghost Nie Xiaoqian. When Ning Caichen comes to a small village to collect many, he has to seek for shelter in an old temple, where he meets Nie Xiaoqian and fall in love with her. But the next day, he thinks that it is very strange and he fells fearful. So the next night he comes back to make sure it is true or not.

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This film tell the story of a rich man-Badji who want to kill himself, he has already dug a grave for himself and want to find a man to throw earth on his body after his death. So he drives a long way to find such a person. First, he asked a soldier to do this for him, and promised to give him a sum of money when the job finished. But the solider refused him and escaped from his car. Then he find a seminarian to do this for him, but still be refused because the student’s religious is against suicide. Finally, he found a man who is happy to help him. The man is a taxidermist. He tries to talk him out of suicide. He say that long time ago, he also want to kill himself, but finally he chose to taste mulberries. He agreed to throw earth on Badji if he finds him dead in the morning. But at that night, Badji lies in the grave while a thunders

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The film tells the story of June, 1982, the first Lebanon War. A lone tank and a paratrooper platoon are ordered to search a hostile town.  It is a simple mission, but in the end it becomes a nightmare. The four members of a tank find that they are in a violent situation that they cannot cantina. One of them had never experienced war before, they are so afraid. They try their best to go through it…

 

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